Let’s have a bit of fun before the premiere of Game of Thrones this Sunday night shall we?
The good folks over at Vulture have created a cool little time waster called the Game of Thrones Random Death Generator. Now I have yet to see any like “touching Craster’s daughter, lose your nuts” or “have sex with Sam, die of shame”.
Click here to start your death tour of Westeros.
You’re Next is a horror film that you may not be familiar with it, but it has been making waves on the festival circuit for the past few months. It has been regarded as smart, disturbing and even a bit funny. The first trailer has just released and you can easily see why comparisons to [amazon_link id=”B001D2WU8O” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]The Strangers[/amazon_link] will begin, but when you read the film’s official synopsis the trailer takes on a new meaning and could become a film that will gather steam heading to its August release.
Read the synopsis, then give the trailer a view.
One of the smartest and most terrifying films in years, YOU’RE NEXT reinvents the genre by putting a fresh twist on home-invasion horror. When a gang of masked, ax-wielding murderers descend upon the Davison family reunion, the hapless victims seem trapped…until an unlikely guest of the family proves to be the most talented killer of all.
I swear if this movie becomes some twisted ass Home Alone I will lose my shit. Like if Macaulay Culkin came back from doing….whatever it was he was doing for twenty years…and takes on the Wet Bandits again only instead of pellet guns to the nuts he was stabbing their eyes out with a soldering iron.
You’re Next releases on August 23rd.
So Iron Man 3 has already released like seven separate character posters and four trailers so should it be out of the realm of possibility that they will release individual pictures for all 40 armors used in the movie?
The first four shown are the Mark 17 (Heartbreaker), Mark 33 (Silver Centurion), Mark 38 (Igor) and the Mark 40 (Shotgun).
The Mark 40 kind of reminds me of the new Robocop armor. The Mark 38 has gained the nickname Hulkbuster for obvious reasons. When Pepper Pott’s armor (presumably) is shown off maybe it will have the moniker Ballbuster.
We will keep updating armors as they are released. Iron Man 3 releases on May 3rd.
I have been doing my best to temper my expectations when it comes to The Wolverine. Even though the new movie is based on one of the greatest Wolvie stories ever written and knowing that Hugh Jackman has said that they are trying to fix the clusterfu** that was X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I remain steadfast in not getting too excited about the movie.
Hey, it’s the first trailer for the movie. Let’s take a look.
Dammit!
Dammit all!
Now I am excited.
Don’t hurt me again.
http://youtu.be/Qz33ICD7pqE
You thought Gerard Butler was the only guy that could save the President? Wrong! This summer it will be Channing Tatum’s turn. The first trailer has just gone up for Roland Emmerich’s White House Down and don’t write this movie off just because it is opening a few months after Olympus Has Fallen.
Now everyone should know that I am not the biggest Channing Tatum fan. Not because of how popular he is, but just the fact that he has a hard time……acting. The trailer has a different feel to it beginning with a very prophetic quote by Abraham Lincoln and spending most of the run time in a forced silence.
Remember back in 1998 when Deep Impact opened and Morgan Freeman was president and that idea was the greatest idea in history? A lot of people liked Deep Impact, then Armageddon opened up in the summer and completely kicked Deep Impact in the taint. So who knows, maybe Channing Tatum will win this round with King Leonidas.
White House Down releases on June 28th.
There are only a few short days left until [amazon_link id=”B0060MYM7O” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Game of Thrones[/amazon_link] premieres on HBO. Who’s ready? Who here is only watching the show and any of what I am about to type will make absolutely no sense to you?
Red Wedding, Meera and Jojen, Thoros of Myr, Mance Rayder, Tormund Giantsbane, Sam the Slayer, stumpy Jaime.
But you will know soon enough.
Game of Thrones premieres this Sunday, March 31st.
Guillermo Del Toro’s Pacific Rim is one of the best looking movies of the summer and if people ask me to describe the movie to them I will simply say this:
Imagine the creatures are Decepticons and it is how Transformers should have been.
A new poster has just been released and I would assume it will be the first in a series of single robot posters. This first one features one called Coyote Tango who is set in Japan. Just remember to say domo arigato, Mr. Roboto when he saves your ass.
In case you missed the trailer for the robots punch shit flick, check it out below.
Pacific Rim releases on July 12th.
With Iron Man 3 and Man of Steel being at the forefront of the superhero movie scene this summer, The Wolverine is getting a bit lost. Now I can understand how excitement can be tempered considering how X-Men Origins: Wolverine was a massive dump on the chest of fans, but at least the source material for this followup is some of the best work in the character’s history using Chris Claremont’s 1982 limited series as its base.
The Wolverine releases on July 26th.
Now I am just convinced that someone is after every bit of money I have in my wallet and even the secret stuff like my ass pennies (Google Upright Citizen’s Brigade for explanation). These were revealed back at the 2013 Toy Fair, but now we have some great quality shots of them.
The first series will include two Batman’s (one with Batusi hands and another with radioactive cowl), The Riddler, The Penguin, The Joker and Catwoman. And there is no telling how much they will take from me when the inevitable second and third series come out. God the possibilities!!
Eartha Kitt Catwoman, Julie Newmar Catwoman, Lee Meriweather Catwoman, John Astin Riddler, King Tut, Egghead, Minstrel, Archer!!!
And you can get an exclusive Robin when you buy this two-pack that let’s you recreate Batman and Robins’ rope climb up the buildings of Gotham!
Now I just have to find a Sammy Davis, Jr. figure to stick out of one of the windows and I will never have need for another figure ever again.
As one Pam Poovey from Archer would say. Holy shit snacks.
This new international trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness involves a lot of balls and they happen to be going to the wall. There is a ton of new footage in this as well as so much more Benedict Cumberbatch creepy awesomeness.
Here are a few things to look and listen for:
-Cumberbatch is referred to as a “top agent” of Starfleet. The Khan factor is looking less and less likely.
-For some reason, with Cumberbatch’s attack on the Starfleet meeting, I am thinking more and more that Admiral Pike may bite it in the movie.
-Alice Eve in her underwear….yeah.
-Also may I add….Peter Weller!! Admiral Robocop is in full effect in this trailer.
Also, check out the new poster below. Star Trek Into Darkness releases on May 15th.
