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  • WrestleMania 31 Recap- Brock Lesnar Is The Greatest Thing Ever

     

    With a pre-show like this, why not make WrestleMania five hours?

    The tag match was seven guys going balls out in the ring. I expected nothing going in, but got a Tower of Doom, slingshot backstabber off the top rope and a midget getting put in the Sharpshooter. Too bad half the stadium was still outside getting in line to see it. Cesaro gets a second Mania win. Things can’t be all bad.

    “Big Show has never won a battle royal.” With that said halfway through the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal, I knew the outcome. It wasn’t the fact they said it once, it was that they continued to say it. The Mizdow split from Miz got the reaction you expected even though it made Sandow looked like a fool. Why don’t you work with Miz to eliminate Big Show, then turn? Logic, I know. The actual match had its moments. Show eliminating New Day was fun and should have put a “return to sender” sticker on them. Turn them heel, already. Ryback got in his offense. In the end, Show winning isn’t bad. Just…there.

    And Axelmania is still running wild.

    Seven guys, twenty ladders and be careful with Daniel Bryan.

    A story released last week that the WWE is concerned about Daniel Bryan’s health so that is why he has been out of the main event picture. And if we have listened to CM Punk’s interview with Colt Cabana, the logic of putting Bryan in a ladder match makes complete “WWE sense”. I will say I was right in calling that this would open the show and that Bryan would win to get the crowd in a good mood. All of them worked their asses off. Dean Ambrose may actually have new personality from now on because I am pretty sure he had a major concussion after going through that ladder.

    The ending with Bryan and Ziggler basically doing  “bro you headbutt me and I’ll headbutt you, first guy to die loses” was so, so great.  We know they are headed for a program and this was a great way to get some Ziggler resentment started after he beat Bryan twice in a row.

    It’s ok, Seth. Things will get better.

    Like I said in predictions, Orton was due this one. He lost the title last year, lost at 29 and 28. Throw him a bone. What felt off about this was that it felt like a long Raw match, not a WrestleMania-type match. I blame that on WWE and the squandering of the story over the past month. The thing that IS a WrestleMania moment is this:

    Sorry, Evan Bourne. You are now officially erased from WWE memory. What we had to hold onto was your Shooting Star Press into an RKO, but now this has taken over that spot. I love it because it shows forethought by Orton’s character. He know what Rollins finishing move is, when he sees it coming use your weight to launch him. As I said before…logic. You don’t find it in wrestling often, but when it shows up it is like a ice cold drink on a hot day.

    This is the most overbooked, Vince Russo finish in WrestleMania history…and I loved every fucking minute of it.

    Let’s me be up front; the match itself before all the shenanigans was actually good. Both HHH and Sting went out there and showed there is a reason they had long runs on top. I especially loved the HHH knee that Sting no-sold and then beat his chest. The 1997 in me got excited again.

    When the clusterfuck started happening it was the clusterfuckiest clusterfuck ever clusterfucked. DX comes out to save HHH. nWo comes out to help Sting (don’t think about them being friends with HHH or the fact Sting spent time trying to destroy them), Shawn Michaels comes out and hits Sting with Sweet Chin Music.

    Jesus H. Christ, if ever there was a time for Buff Bagwell to take time off from being a gigolo and come back, THIS WAS IT!

    People may be upset that Sting did the job. He was going to do the job anyway if he faced Taker, so he was destined to start (finish?) WWE 0-1. Maybe this was HHH’s way of getting his win back from Ultimate Warrior at WrestleMania 12.

    And there is no forgetting this…ever.

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    #Wasthisenoughofachance?

    The problem with Divas matches at WrestleMania is that all the matches are big so there is no real place to put the match and be fair. After the Orton/Rollins match seemed like the best place, but WWE isn’t psychic. For all they know those two could have tore the house down and the Divas match would have still been fucked. Instead, it goes on after the biggest match in WrestleMania history, star power wise.

    The match itself was pretty good. I thought Paige and Nikki’s match from last week’s Raw was better. I am all for long Divas matches. Just give them the same courtesy you give your other big stars and let them hit every finisher in the book multiple times and get the crowd on their feet.

    Here is hoping next year’s Mania has AJ, Paige, Charlotte and Sasha Banks involved. Perchance to dream.

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    Riding on a tank > plastic Terminator suit

    Look at that. Bask in it. How glorious is that? I swear if Rusev came out on that tank and then BEAT CENA, I would have changed my profile pic on every social media site to Putin riding a horse shirtless and proclaimed my love for Mother Russia. I would have bought Yakov Smirnoff t-shirts.

    The problem I had was not with the match, or with Cena winning. It was that the ending had no drama. One AA and a three count. No kick out with Cena questioning what will it take to beat this undefeated behemoth. Just another Cena ending like we have seen over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

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    Hi, I’m The Rock and I am here to help fill twenty minutes so the sun can go down more.

    Here is my problem; HHH just had a big match with Sting an hour earlier. People have waited fourteen years to see Sting and HHH can’t even sell any effect of the match because he is back in the ring in suit and tie to set up next year’s Mania with The Rock. This is the part of his character I do not like. Be a wrestler, fine. Be a suit, fine. If you are going to do both at least give them both the attention they deserve.

    As far as The Rock goes, he is always there to give time where WWE needs. This time he had some backup with Ronda Rousey coming from the front row to hip toss HHH and put her hands on Stephanie which is what happens in one of my fan fictions that I haven’t written, but think about a lot. A whole lot.

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    One healthy looking deadman

    What a difference a year can make. Undertaker looked sickly at WrestleMania 30 and that was before he got a concussion five minutes into the match. This year he showed up looking like what we have grown used to over the past six or seven years. I still maintain that he should have lost last year because of the good it did for Brock, Now we see the good it did for Undertaker. People cared about his WrestleMania matches again. There was no certainty that he would win. When he pinned Bray Wyatt the crowd gave a real pop because their hero had returned to form.

    Bray loses nothing with the loss. It is not like last year where the push-killer John Cena worked his magic. Where they go with Wyatt from here is important. He carried the builup to WrestleMania. He needs somewhere good to go from here.

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    Brock Fucking Lesnar

    I will get to the ending, but I need to say this first. Brock is the best. Just the fucking best. To everyone that complains about his part-time schedule and that he is a waste. Go fuck yourself. He is worth every dollar he is paid and ten times over. A man that can eviscerate anyone and you still can’t look away. Even his facial expressions when he started to realize Roman might actually beat him was great. He may not have started out in this industry as a wrestling lover and he may not love it now, but he will go down as one of the greatest to ever be. Get used to it. Suplex city, bitch.

    I thought someone from NXT booked the match because it made complete sense. Brock went all Summerslam on Roman for 15 minutes basically beating his ass seven ways to Sunday and had fun doing it. Roman showed he can be dominated and still come back and be a threat to win. He may not be ready now in many eyes (mine too) though I will admit last night showed he is really close.

    That ending. If you thought your fantasy ending that you talked about with your friends was stolen last night, join the group. It was the best ending available besides Brock hitting Roman with five F5’s and pinning him in four minutes. Brock doesn’t take a loss and has a beef with Rollins. Reigns had his dream stolen from Rollins when he was so close to beating the unbeatable and he has a beef with Rollins already from The Shield breakup and now Rollins has fucked his dream like they were inmates on Oz.

    Rollins is the man who in five years has gone from ROH champion to NXT champion to WWE World Heavyweight to close WrestleMania. He is the type of champion that is very beatable yet should keep the title for a long time because he can weasel his way to victories every month. Not to mention he is the new Shawn Michaels and can wrestle a broomstick and make it look good.

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    Don’t fuck it up, WWE. (Their going to fuck it up aren’t they?)

  • WrestleMania 31 Predictions

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    Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

    This match is a big deal. Cesaro won it last year with full fan support and it launched his career into….yeah. Ok, that is the writers fault, but you see where I am going with this. There are those who should win because of the exposure and big moment it will give them. Damien Sandow and Curtis Axel come to mind. There are those that had big pushes and this would keep that going.  Ryback comes to mind. Then, there are those who don’t need to win this match, but will because it is what the WWE does. That will be your winner.

    Winner- Sheamus returns and fellas everywhere. A great, big Irish “meh” follows.

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    Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match

    Say what you will, I have enjoyed the rotating IC title theft stuff. Oh no, it makes the title actually have time on Raw and look like superstars want to win it. God forbid. Talent wise, this match is ridiculous. Six of the best workers in WWE and that is not a slight to R-Truth. He is no slouch, either. Ziggler and Bryan are the favorites since it looks like they are headed for a feud. Ambrose will do four or more slingshot clotheslines, Harper will hit Swamp Chin Music and Stardust will be there even though he should have a singles match with Goldust. Bryan winning will put the crowd in a good mood since I think this will open the show.

    Winner- Daniel Bryan has another Wrestlemania moment, albeit smaller than last years.

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    AJ & Paige vs. The Bellas

    I really wish this was a fatal four-way for the title. It seems like every WrestleMania we always get a Divas tag or a battle royal with no real emphasis on the championship. The way you make fans start caring is to show that you do too. Paige and AJ should get the win, but I am going with Bryan’s other half and Cena’s better half.

    Winner- The Bellas let us know we can look, but can’t touch.

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    Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton

    Talk about a match that should feel way bigger. Orton was gone for months selling the ousting* by The Authority due to a few Curb Stomps by Rollins.

    *filming a movie

    WWE waited to build this by wasting a few weeks of Orton rejoining The Authority which made fans go a bit tepid even though they knew where it was headed. Orton is 4-7 at WrestleMania’s so a win here would be good and make up for him losing to Kane at WrestleMania 28, which I still shake my head at. Rollins loses nothing by the loss since he still is a threat with the Money in the Bank contract.

    Winner- Randy Orton punches the ring and hits a Diamond Cutter.

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    Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker

    If we were going by selling a feud, Bray Wyatt should be the second man to beat Taker. Despite a few hokey turns, Wyatt has gone above and beyond on the mic which has to be the hardest thing to do week after week when you have an opponent that has not been seen in a year. I still think Brock winning last year was the right call which means that this year Bray is set to lose at Mania again to a big name. Unlike last year, losing to Taker will not be a push killer. Only Cena can pull that off.

    Winner- Undertaker makes up for last year (concussion, I know) and gets back in the win column.

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    John Cena vs. Rusev for the United States Championship

    America, fuck yeah. Coming along to save the mother fucking dayeeeyeah. That should be the only sentence. How great would it be for Rusev if he beat Cena? His winning streak would be validated more than ever and it would bring the OMG moment of the night. Sure, he can lose to Cena at Extreme Rules, but no one cares about that years from now. They will remember him beating Cena at WrestleMania.

    Like I said, how great would that be?

    Winner- John Cena shows Rusev that freedom cost a buck o’ five.

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    Sting vs. HHH

    This is the right match for Sting for his first, hopefully not last, match in WWE. We all want him to face Undertaker, but HHH can work with anyone. Both guys are up there in age, yet the big stage is where they thrive. I expect a slow start that builds to a great final few minutes. I hope they don’t overplay the whole “bat vs. sledgehammer” thing because it makes HHH look like a moron (even by wrestling story standards).

    Winner- Sting kicks out of a pedigree, beats his chest, Stinger Splash, Scorpion Death Drop. 1,2,3.

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    Roman Reigns vs. Brock Lesnar for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

    The match that people (including me) have crapped on since the Royal Rumble turns out to be the most unpredictable WrestleMania main event in a while. Brock’s announcement of his re-signing is the best thing WWE could have hoped for. The match has a variety of possibilities opened up now. Will WWE have Reigns win clean? No, that would be damaging to what they have spent the past year doing with Brock’s buildup. Will Brock win clean? Quite possibly. It would only help further his place as an unbeatable monster and help whoever eventually beats him (even Reigns later on). My thinking is that we get a Paul Heyman betrayal and double-turn. Embrace the boos for Reigns and pair him with Heyman who can bring the voice Roman is still lacking. Brock gets a rematch at Summerslam as a face and becomes even bigger than he is now. Hard to imagine, but I think it could happen.

    Winner- Roman Reigns woooahhhhs his way to a win, with Heyman’s help.*

    *I picked this, yet I do not want it. Full disclosure.

  • The Whining Joke – Batgirl #41 Joker Variant “Scandal”

    This week, the comic book world was buzzing about the upcoming Batgirl #41 – by which, of course, I mean #41 since the “New 52” relaunch in 2011; the character of Barbara Gordon first took up the moniker in 1967 for Detective Comics #359, “The Million Dollar Debut of Batgirl.” Of course, you can hardly talk about Batgirl without also talking about Yvonne Craig in the 60s television series, and I certainly perked up whenever Batgirl drove her motorcycle across the opening credits of the episode I was watching.

    Since then, the character of Barbara Gordon has become a key element in the Batman franchise, first as Batgirl, and then as the indispensable “eye-in-the-sky” Oracle, providing Bruce and the others with vital information and tech support after a tragedy left her wheelchair bound. If you’re unaware of the specifics of the tragedy, I would highly suggest reading Alan Moore’s infamous 1988 story “[amazon_link id=”1401216676″ target=”_blank” ]The Killing Joke[/amazon_link].” For the sake of brevity, I’ll include the panels from the book that result in Barbara’s paralysis.

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    Before we go any further, I want to make it clear that I certainly find the previous panels upsetting, even disturbing in their implications. “The Killing Joke” is one of the darkest chapters in Batman history, arguably edging out “[amazon_link id=”1401232744″ target=”_blank” ]A Death in the Family[/amazon_link],” and is every bit as controversial. There have been more articles than I could readily address written on the subject, and I encourage anyone reading this to seek out viewpoints on both sides of the line. For our purposes, however, the only thing left to share is the cover image for “The Killing Joke,” which most comic fans should recognize instantly.

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    Fast-forward to this past week, when DC announced that June would be “Joker Month,” and part of the celebration would be variants for different comics highlighting the Clown Prince of Crime. Bear in mind that most of these variants have nothing to do with the content of the issues themselves, something which is common with even regular comic covers. I’ve provided a link to the page where the folks at Third-Eye Comics have listed the twenty-four Joker variants for June.

    http://www.thirdeyecomics.com/third-eye-guide-to-dcs-joker-variants/

    Pretty cool, right? Some of them are fun, some of them are creepy, and all of them showcase how different artists chose to work the Joker into a shot with the characters from each title. I’m a pretty big fan of the Superman #41 variant, myself.

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    However, up until last week, there were twenty-FIVE variants featuring the Joker; a keen eye might have noticed that there is not a listing for a variant cover of Batgirl #41. I don’t even know if the Joker will be featured within the pages of that issue – again, something that can be said for most of these variants – and the regular cover seems to indicate that the story will focus on Barbara’s interactions with the new robot/mechanical Bat-suit that is premiering soon.

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    Yes, that is Barbara Gordon in the Batgirl costume, definitely not paralyzed and back to fighting crime alongside her comrades. When DC kicked off the “New 52,” writer Gail Simone took over duties on Batgirl; in the new continuity, only three years have passed since Barbara was paralyzed, but she underwent experimental treatment that restored her mobility. Simone guided Batgirl from issue #1 to #34 in the new storyline, and frequently dealt with the after-effects of the Joker’s attack. Barbara suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder, which sometimes causes her to freeze up in situations involving gunfire; she also suffers from survivor’s guilt, as someone who has come back from an attack when so many others haven’t been able to. For thirty-odd issues, Barbara Gordon grew and developed into someone different than she had been before.

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    Then, for reasons that may never become sufficiently clear to the general public, Simone’s duties on Batgirl came to an end. This parting of the ways almost happened even earlier in the run when Gail was apparently fired from the book in December 2012 by the title’s incoming editor, Brian Cunningham; that decision was reversed almost immediately due to fan outcry. As of Batgirl #35, though the new creative team of Cameron Stewart and Brenden Fletcher took over, and the change marked a significant tonal shift, probably best illuminated by the cover of their first issue.

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    I don’t think I would be out-of-line to say that this new direction received, um, “mixed reviews” from critics and fans alike. Some have praised the shift towards a more, optimistic, girl-power style of presenting Barbara as a young woman no longer defined by her past tragedies; other have found the new feel almost saccharine sweet, and object to Batgirl posing for bathroom selfies like some sort of pop princess.

    Either way, when the ultra-talented Rafael Alberquerque was commissioned to do a Joker variant for issue #41, it certainly shouldn’t have come as a surprise to anyone that the end result involved an homage to “The Killing Joke.”

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    This, guys and gals, is the image that caused parts of the Internet and social media to lose their collective shit, snowballing into a campaign known as #ChangeTheCover. The basic thrust of the outrage seemed to be that showing Barbara in a situation like this with the man who crippled who was, at the very least, in poor taste; of course, some critics went a little further, and I have included a selection of articles from IGN and Bleeding Cool on the matter.

    http://www.bleedingcool.com/2015/03/14/so-how-inappropriate-is-the-batgirl-41-joker-variant-cover/

    http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/03/17/dc-comics-pulls-controversial-batgirl-cover

    http://www.bleedingcool.com/2015/03/17/the-batgirl-joker-variant-issue-goes-global-as-savethecover/

    http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/03/20/between-the-panels-the-real-problem-with-dcs-batgirljoker-cover

    I’m not going to address everything said in those posts, but there are two phrases in particular I do want to talk about. The first is from the initial Bleeding Cool article: “And the direction of the gun does give the whole thing a very disturbing sexual overtone.” The gun is pointing… down, the exact way a gun – or a beer bottle, or a microphone, etc. – would point if you have it in your hand while your arm is slung over someone’s shoulder. Unless you’re going to accuse gravity of being a sexual predator, the direction of that gun has jack-shit to do with implied sexual overtones. The second phrase comes from that last IGN piece: “The position of Joker’s pistol between her breasts can even be construed as phallic imagery.”

    This, right here, is the kind of fake outage bullshit that threatens not only to ruin any hobby these kind of social justice hotheads get their claws into, but also serves to discredit situations where there is a genuine cause for concern over how a female character is being depicted. For instance, let’s look at the cover of Wonder Woman #41 that’s part of the Joker variant run.

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    Where’s the outrage here? The Joker has a bomb pressed up against the small of Diana’s back, in the place where a dance partner’s hand is supposed to normally go; I personally think forcing Diana to be pressed up against him in the intimate posture of dance partners is far more sexually charged than having his arm over Barbara’s shoulder. Plus, look at the curve of Diana’s buttocks, and the accent lines just above it; obviously the artist wants us to think about her crotch being pressed right up against the Joker’s. Hell, this is still a variant cover, which means someone can choose NOT to buy it and still get the monthly issue without being subjected to this sexual filth. What about Batman #39’s regular cover?!

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    Here the Joker has made a throne from himself out of victims of his toxin; I honestly can’t tell if they’re supposed to be alive or dead. What I can tell is that the person creating the “left armrest” portion of the chair is clearly female, and her shirt is sliding up her back, exposing her skin; furthermore, the Joker’s hand and forearm are clearly resting on her buttocks. Looking and the way his fingers are curled on his left hand, one can only imagine that he’s stroking her in a clearly sexually way. On top of that, this is the regular cover for the issue, so any innocent person just wanting to keep up with Batman would have to suffer past it.

    Now, just for clarification, I don’t actually believe either of these covers represents any of the things I just espoused. I do think it’s telling that no one – so far, at least – has tried to rally the social justice war machine to get them pulled from shelves. I also haven’t heard anyone condemning the cover to the Batgirl: Endgame one-shot published recently.

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    How does that cover not conflict with the supposedly more upbeat, cheerful tone that the series has been known for in recent months? This particular image goes beyond just the cover; from what I hear, the actual issue might even involve Batgirl getting injured while fighting dangerous criminals as a masked vigilante! Why, from what my research shows, there have been decades’ worth of comics in the Batman franchise that feature women, children, teenagers, civil servants, police officers, and countless others being attacked, hurt, and even killed by the Joker and other criminals!

    How is it that these comics have continued to be published and purchased each month, resulting in a multi-billion-dollar industry that extends beyond comics into movies, television, toys, and beyond? Could it be that actual fans of these characters aren’t really easily-offended and outraged by something like a heroine being menaced by a familiar villain on a themed variant cover [amazon_link id=”1401247598″ target=”_blank” ]celebrating the fact that said villain has been around for seventy-five years[/amazon_link] and has a critical history with said heroine? Why, if that was the case, then a well-respected industry artist just cancelled publication of an exceptional piece of artwork over the drummed-up outcry of people who don’t directly follow and monetarily support the industry to begin with, leaving actual fans of the property who wanted to own the artwork out in the cold for the sake of pandering to a group who probably weren’t going to buy the issue in the first place.

    The Joker would probably think the whole thing was hilarious, a real fucking riot.

  • Wrestling Isn’t Wrestling. Max Landis’ Wrestling Magnum Opus

    Screenwriter Max Landis has released his sort-of, quasi-follow-up to The Death and Return of Superman, which is possibly my favorite YouTube video ever.

    Sorry, cats doing…anything.

    Now, his focus is on wrestling, of which Landis is a lifelong fan. If you follow him on Twitter you know he has had this idea swimming in his head for a long time and the fruits of that labor are here with his video, Wrestling Isn’t Wrestling. He takes a similar approach to his Superman video in explaining the career of his favorite wrestler, HHH.

    If you are a lifelong fan (like me), you have probably already watched it. If you are not a fan, Landis (in my opinion) made this video for you, to show the uninitiated why it is that we love this “fake” “sport”. It is every bit as brilliant and hilarious as Death and Return was and I hope that you give it a watch.

    At least watch it to see how many guest stars you can find. Yes, Macaulay Culkin is there.

  • Alexandre Desplat To Score Star Wars: Rogue One

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    Even if you are wary about so many Star Wars movies coming out, you should not be wary of the talent that is involved. With Rian Johnson writing and directing Episode VIII and Gareth Edwards directing Rogue One, the (near) future of Star Wars looks to be in good hands.

    Add another one to the list.

    Composer Alexandre Desplat will be scoring the music for Rogue One. This should excite many (like me). Desplat is possibly the best composer in Hollywood today and someone that you should get acquainted with. He has done the music for Argo, The King’s Speech, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Parts 1&2 and just won an Oscar for The Grand Budapest Hotel. Now he will bring his unique sound to the galaxy far, far away.

    Star Wars: Rogue One releases December 2016.

     

  • Lego Jurassic World Trailer. Welcome To The Greatest Thing Ever

    This. This is all I want out of video games. The feeling of happiness with this trailer is overwhelming.

    Clever girl.

    Lego Jurassic World releases this June.

  • Surprise! Uncharted 4 Delayed To 2016

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    Let’s be honest, we all knew this was coming. Naughty Dog made it official today. With all the staff changes at Naughty Dog over the past year, 2015 was a pipe dream. There is a reason why they are the best developers in the land. It will be worth the wait.

    Here is part of their statement:

    “So we’ve made the difficult choice of pushing the game’s release date. Giving us a few extra months will make certain that Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End not only meets the team’s high standards but the high standards that gamers have come to expect from a Naughty Dog title.

    Thank you for your patience – we know the extra wait will be excruciating, but you’ll see it will be worth it as we reveal more about Uncharted 4 over the next year. The team at Naughty Dog will be heads down working through 2015 making sure that Nathan Drake’s story gets the closure it deserves. Come Spring 2016, you and Nate are in for one thrilling, emotional ride.”

     

     

     

     

  • Confessions of a Con Man: Erich’s Thoughts on Kami-Con Season 7

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    “Season 7”

    I really enjoyed Kami-Con Season 6; I had a great time, got autographs from the cast of Cowboy Bebop, met the cast of Sailor Moon, saw a ton of amazing costumes, and found the general cost-to-fun ratio to be pretty at a fantastic level. This year still had great costumes; I had a fun time, met Team 4 Star… and not much else.  Part of me wants to tear into this year’s Kami-Con, and part of me blames my own expectations; I guess we will discover which part wins out.

    Night Panels – The Britta of Panels

    Seriously though, nighttime panels are the worst idea in human history. Why would I want to go to a celebrity panel after 7 o’clock at night? …anyone? …Bueller? I can only imagine that the reason for Team 4 Star’s panels being so late was due to the fact that they were “adults only” panels. Someone in our group wanted to see the Nostalgia Critic at one point; the rest of us walked in, listened for a minute, then walked back out and sat outside the room looking at the stuff we had bought.

    Really, there was not much more than that to do most of the time; there must have been a dozen instances over those three days when we stared at the itinerary and asked “Well, what do we do now?” Over the course of an entire weekend, the only official events we attended were the opening ceremonies, the costume contest, and the late-night “adults only” Titan PJ party, which turned out to be a bust.

    A Family-Friendly Con

    I want to harp on something here: This is an anime convention, and anime is not known for always being family-friendly.  Last year there was a “dub your own hentai” panel; this year there was a straight-up “tentacle porn” panel.  Yet even though it was tagged “adults only,” and no one under 18 was permitted, the Titan PJ party was about as raunchy as a twelve-year-old’s birthday party at grandma’s house.

    To be fair, we got there about fifteen minutes into the event, just as they were listing the rules for playing Cards against Humanity.  I was sufficiently excited to just play CaH in a large group setting, having a fairly horrible mind; I once won a game of Apples to Apples by matching “The Challenger Explosion” up with the adjective “Scenic.” Then they handed us the cards… the handmade cards… the handmade cards that, instead of being real CaH cards, were either vaguely risqué Attack on Titan references, butt jokes, or the kinds of things that only twelve-year-olds find funny.

    Oh, and before I forget, we did not even bother with the Saturday night “Rave;” this event went one step further and made the age limit 21… but was still non-alcoholic. Compare this to the last time I went to Dragon*Con where I drunkenly – so very drunkenly – danced with Felicia Day. Now, I know you want to call “bullshit” on that, but no lie I was close enough to her that a bodyguard moved me out of the way.

    Swag

    This year did show an enormous improvement to the dealers’ room, as well as “artist alley;” there were a couple of dedicated comic book dealers, and more statue dealers than you can shake a stick at.

    I did get the autographs of Team 4 Star, and Bryce Papenbrook (Eren Yaeger/Kirito). Team 4 Star was a genuine treat; they only charged $5 for each piece of artwork plus autograph, and didn’t charge anything to sign something you brought with you. The quality of the art Mr. Papenbrook had on-hand to autograph was so fantastic that I bought several pieces even though I have not watched either show.

    Cosplay

    Now on the cosplay front, there was a fine amount of good/great cosplay; oddly enough though, the single best costume we saw – Hiccup and Toothless – received no awards at the costume contest.  Notable costumes included a Frozen/Frozone mash-up (not pictured), Mileena and Johnny Cage, Slender Man, Goku and Naruto, Spider-Gwen, and a Sinestro Corps Scarecrow.

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    The Kami-Con-clusion

    A small part of me knows that K-Con is maybe too far into the deep end for me; I like anime, but I have not kept up with new releases in a number of years (with the exception being Studio Ghibli productions).  I understand that there will be a lot of things I don’t get; however, that is not the problem I had. My problem, at the core, came from having nothing to do; this was only exacerbated by the poor scheduling, inconsistent tone about “mature” events, and an overly-juvenile approach to many of the events I did attend.

    Erich’s Nerd Rating: 5/10 – Undecided if I would Kami-Con again.

  • New Gameplay From The Witcher 3

    Want more Witcher? How about seven minutes of new gameplay from PAX East? This footage shows Geralt accepting a side quest to look for a missing caravan and using his abilities to track down and slay a monster.

    Make time come May 19th because The Witcher 3 is going to be one of those titles that will require all of your attention.