Tag: Skyrim

  • That’s So 2014: Scott’s Game Of The Year (And More) Extravaganza

    Game of the Year

    South Park: The Stick of Truth

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    Look at some of the achievements for this game and you know what to expect: shit your pants during a boss battle, find Jesus while playing as a Jew, fart on 100 animals, join the KKK.

    South Park fans would not be surprised by this. The surprising thing is that The Stick of Truth is a great turned-based RPG (where did all of those go?) with a script written by Matt Stone and Trey Parker that rivals the best stuff they have done in 18 years on the show. Great time was taken by Obsidian to ensure that this would look and feel like you were playing an actual episode of South Park including every character imaginable from Al Gore to Scott Malkinson (he has diabetes).

    I laughed plenty at The Stick of Truth and then I made my way to the abortion clinic and was attacked by Nazi zombie fetuses who squealed “sieg heil” at me. I had to pause the game while I laughed so hard tears streamed down my face. It was one of those laughs that you only have a certain number of times in your life.

    Then, I went to Canada.

    South Park: The Stick of Truth is the funniest game ever created. In a world of sci-fi/military super-serious, apocalyptic games, it is a breath of fart-filled, shit-throwing air. I loved every bit of it.

    Runners-Up

    Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor

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    While some were disappointed with Peter Jackson’s handling of The Hobbit, few had anything negative to say about Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor. Creating a new franchise in a world beloved by millions was a bold move that paid off big. From the believable inclusions of Gollum and Sauron to the “nemesis system” that redefines how you approach your enemies, Shadow of Mordor made me want to continue after the story was over if only to play the puppet master of orcs. It is the best representation of Tolkien in the medium. It is also the best Assassin’s Creed game of the year.

    Skyrim

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    Skyrim is three years old. I know this. Why is it in contention for Game of the Year? Because this year, after putting over 100 hours into my first character I decided to start fresh from the start with a new race, new abilities and go to places I either never traversed or went to late in my first playthrough. What I got was a wonderful trip down memory lane while having a new feeling of discovery at the same time. Not many things can give you that. Skyrim did.

    Biggest Disappointment

    WWE 2K15

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    It would be easier to just let you read my review of this to show you why this was a move back for the franchise in a year fans were expecting new ideas and forward thinking.

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    Biggest Surprise

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    Broken Games

    Maybe Battlefield 4 was the herald of things to come. With today’s consoles married to the magical online world more and more, developers have taken the opportunity to release games that are not ready to play. Why finish a title when you have a release date to meet and can just patch it until it is fixed? It is a regular slice of gaming life to open your game, put it in your console and have a “day one” patch. Funny how a few years ago, no one (in the console gaming world anyway) hardly knew what a “day one” patch was.

    It is simply this: developers (trying to meet publishers release date) could not get everything done during crunch and decided, instead of delaying their game, they would release it and fix it after buyers had already bought it.

    No. Bad dog. If you are charging $60 for something, I want a finished product.

    Patches do not bother me. If they are for bug fixes and to shore up stability, that is a necessity. But the fact Halo: The Master Chief Collection had to have a 20GB patch containing almost all of the multiplayer when you first put the game in the system is lunacy.

    Here is the real enima of it all: even after installing the patch, THE GAME DIDN’T FUCKING WORK! IT IS BARELY WORKING NOW. TWO MONTHS LATER!

    This isn’t even getting into detail of missing faces or falling into the world in Assassins Creed: Unity or the fact that DriveClub is just now working. DriveClub was released in October, by the way.

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    Now there are some who have done the right thing. Batman: Arkham Knight delayed their release eight months. The Witcher 3 was running full-speed into its February release when CD Projekt RED moved the title to May after seeing the carnage of this fall and not wanting their premiere title tarnished by the same thing. Even Battlefield learned its lesson, delaying Hardline to March.

    We deserve better as gamers. Most of us have limited resources and have to be careful what we throw our money at. To get home with a game that is not finished is a big “fuck you” to the people who are the lifeblood of the industry. Gamers are the ones who decide what is popular and what is not. We have the ultimate power to say “enough is enough”. Let’s remember that.

     

     

  • Gamestop Offering Free Skyrim: Legendary Edition With New Xbox 360 Sales

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    Gamestop is trying to give you some extra incentive to buy a new Xbox 360 250GB E console. With every purchase of the newly redesigned system, Gamestop will give you a copy of [amazon_link id=”B00CJ7IUGS” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Legendary Edition[/amazon_link] for the massive price of free.

    Now if you have a perfectly good 360 sitting at home this may not be a good enough deal, but is a great bonus add-on for whoever is in the market for a new system.

    Check out the deal here.

  • The PC Master Race

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    For as long as gaming consoles and PCs have existed, there has been tension between hardcore users of either medium. The general argument centers around the idea that consoles are less powerful and malleable, with more expensive games and a need for physical media, but are easier to acquire, use and maintain; PCs run at higher levels and allow for modification, and there are numerous ways to get great deals on games, but parts are more expensive, performance is not guaranteed, and it can require a larger knowledge base to get games to even function properly.

    I played a lot of PC games in my youth, from Commander Keen to Half-Life, and had several custom rigs I built with my dad over the years. Inevitably something would be released that the machine just couldn’t handle, and we would use that as a starting point for the next one; MechCommander, Homeworld, and F.E.A.R. all launched new computers, as I recall.

    Then school, work, money, time and life happened, and the ease of using a console started to matter more; this was further reinforced as I began to game socially, and most of my friends had 360s. My PC became more of a work and media device, with gaming coming in small spurts as Steam sales offered little indie gems or great bargains on the occasional RTS bundle. These were things that didn’t exactly tax my system, at least not on the basic settings required to simply enjoy playing them, and provided me with fun during the summer dry spells for console games.

    It was during this time that the tension between worlds became something more akin to an actual dispute, though it seemed rather one-sided. From what I can tell, console fanboys became more concerned with arguing amongst manufacturers, while the term “PC Master Race” came into use regarding the tendency of some users (and even developers) to look down their nose at console owners. I personally can’t recall ever coming down heavily on either side; both camps had their pros and cons, and the cons for PC gaming directly affected me more.

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    This year, however, my mind changed as it slowly became obvious that I needed a new desktop in general; my existing one had gotten me through grad school, but was pushing five years of use, and had the wear and tear of numerous location changes. In talking with my dad about building a new one, I decided to go ahead and shoot for a substantial gaming rig in the process; my point-of-reference consisted of the high-end recommendations for running Far Cry 3.

    The end results are, in a word, phenomenal. The last two weeks have seen me giving a LOT of free time to optimizing various games, and features for games, and mods for games, etc. If I was friends with me, I’d be sick to death of hearing about my new rig, or seeing screenshots of me running this-or-that, or trying to get me to do something social. The start of the Steam summer sale has only intensified this reaction, but it has also given me more food for thought on the console / PC split.

    I own Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, and Skyrim on my 360, including all of the dlc for the Fallouts. I put around 20-30 hours into Skyrim before it lost me; I’ve never played New Vegas, and in nearly five years I’ve put probably 100+ hours into FO3 with ever actually getting very far in the story. My biggest issues were undeniably console-centric: Long load times, ungainly controls, and frustrating UI chief among them.

    I had always heard about how much better their PC counterparts ran, and so last night I took advantage of the sale to pick up the all-inclusive versions of each one on Steam. I followed that up with several hours of modding, and the end results are pretty fantastic; I genuinely feel like I’m playing entirely new experiences, and I can’t wait to put more time in with each one. This comes on top of recent play / mod sessions with STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl and Torchlight II that yielded similar enjoyment.

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    I’ve also grabbed a few high-end Free 2 Play titles that have been on my radar for a while, like Hawken and Warframe. Though they are designed as multiplayer titles, most of my play sessions are just me jumping into matches and playing at my own pace. This works better than it would in something like League of Legends or World of Warcraft, because the matchmaking and game types don’t rely heavily on teamwork.

    With that said, I am already starting to notice that my PC gaming trends will probably run more toward single player experiences; the reasons for this are varied, but the most noticeable one is that I’m simply lacking the core group of friends that has been established on my 360. Games where the main draw is co-op / team play with an established party don’t really hold much appeal without my brother, best friend and girlfriend on board. There are also hardware differentials, connection issues, keyboard / voice chat and a number of other things to get used to that Xbox live does for me.

    For instance, last night one of the flash deals would have let me pick up ALL of Borderlands 2 for $30. It was really hard to resist – I’ve heard that the game looks phenomenal on PC, and has some cool mods – but in the end I just couldn’t justify a purchase like that on a game I have NEVER played without co-op. The same thing happened with Defiance, which several of my fellows have on the 360; it was $13 but doesn’t support cross-platform play, and the console version didn’t go down any in price, Steam sale or no. I did pick up Dark Souls, which I already had on 360, because mods allow you to essentially give the game true co-op, and my roommate really wants to play through it together. Also, it was $7, which is less than just the dlc price on 360.

    So what I’ve basically just said is that there’s no reason not to play games like Skyrim exclusively on PC, right? Wrong. While it will certainly be my preferred method of play from here on, I spent at least six hours last night just downloading, installing, modding, tweaking, launching, crashing, re-tweaking, and generally fiddling with things. Even with longer load times and digging thru menus, the first six hours I spent with Fallout 3 on my 360 got me a fair amount further into the game. Hell, I spent one solid hour trying to get a mod suite to work without crashing before I said “Fuck it” and just uninstalled the whole thing.

    What have I learned from all of this? That having an awesome rig that can run crazy graphics and mods is deeply satisfying, if you have the patience for it. It does not, however, supplant the ease of use that comes with consoles, especially in terms of multiplayer accessibility. Does fiddling with the command line for twenty minutes in order to make the texture on some rocks look slightly better constitute a “master race”? Probably not, but then neither does listening to prepubescent douchebags curse poorly in a Halo or Gears match. I’m excited about how these games look on my PC, sure, but the real joy comes from feeling like I can finally play these games and talk about them with people.

    That’s my biggest gripe with any fan-generated turf wars, really, is that it just fosters this culture of dissent in the gaming community. I’m not saying that discussion of performance has no place in the dialogue; if a game runs like shit on this platform but is stable on another, I’d like to know. Just don’t tell me that I haven’t really played Far Cry 3 if I don’t have full the komodo dragon droppings texture pack enabled, because I guarantee you I took out more bases without being detected than you did. Remember: “Small people talk about other people’s set-up, average people talk about processors, great people talk about adding a “Total Recall” mod that includes the chick with three tits.”

  • This Dragonborn Statue Will Shout 300 Bucks Out Of Your Wallet

    All photos courtesy Gaming Heads
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    Soooo what is the dragon shout for “take my money now”?

    Gaming Heads have crafted this 1/6 scale figure of Dovahkiin the Dragonborn from [amazon_link id=”B004HYK8Y8″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim[/amazon_link] to make all of your nerd friends jealous and all of your other friends wonder about why you can’t spend money wisely.

    It stands 16″ tall and comes with two different arm attachments. One with a fire spell that appears to pulsate and the other with a shorter sword. A certificate of authenticity and all the usual good stuff that accompanies a $300 dollar figure will come along with it.

    There will only be 500 pieces made and retails for $329.99.

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  • PS3 Owners Will Finally Get Skyrim DLC

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    Rejoice Playstation owners! Rejoice!

    Bethsda has apparently solved the conundrum that is PS3 programming and figured out how to make the downloadable content work for [amazon_link id=”B004HYK8Y8″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Skyrim[/amazon_link].

    In February Bethesda will release all three DLC packs (Dawnguard, Hearthfire and Dragonborn) to the Playstation Store. For the first week of release all three packs will be 50% off which, to me, seems like a kick in the nuts to PS3 owners. People who have bought this game on November 11, 2011 (granted they haven’t given up by now) have encountered problem after problem including the game basically being broken and unplayable. Then you add onto that crap sandwich with Bethesda saying they could not figure out how to port the DLC onto the PS3 and now after a year of waiting and problems you only have these packs being 50% off…..for a week?? Not even free for PS Plus subscribers?

    Let’s hope none of these problems exist when Fallout 4 eventually releases on the PS4.

     

  • Dragon Age III Swaps To Next Gen, Influenced By Skyrim

    Bioware Delays Sequel To 2014.

    Dragon Age III has officially been moved to next-gen platforms and will see a release date switch from “late” 2013 to “who can guess” in 2014. The switch was announced via an EA level designer’s LinkedIn profile.

    Also on the Dragon Age front is Bioware’s Aaryn Flynn saying that the next game will focus heavily on exploration which comes as welcome news to someone who was frustrated by Dragon Age II’s more linear approach. In his interview in the new issue of Game Informer, Flynn also noted that the game can not help but to be influenced by the massive success of Skyrim.

    “You can’t look at a game like Skyrim and not think about how impressive what they’ve accomplished is — or [think] that’s an interesting new direction or that there was something that didn’t work well for them that we could take in a new direction.”

    Let’s just hope they don’t take too much away from Skyrim and make DA3 unplayable on Playstation 3’s.

  • Skyrim Dragonborn DLC Is Out, Good News For PS3 Owners

    Today sees the release of Skyrim’s third DLC pack, Dragonborn. In it you will travel to the island Solstheim (of Morrowind fame) and hunt down a resurrected person who is claiming to be the first of the Dragonborn.

    Now you PS3 owners, I know you have probably already given up on your Skyrim experience and really who can blame you? But Bethesda had some good news for you also saying that the Dragonborn DLC WILL  be making its way onto the system in early 2013.

    It is truly baffling how Bethesda has not figured out a way to get their PS3 technical issues worked out even now over a year after its release. But it looks like better times are on the horizon Playstation fans.

    The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Dragonborn is available on XBL and costs 1600 MS Points.

  • New Skyrim DLC ‘Dragonborn’ Coming In December

    Does Riding Dragons Appeal To You?

    Sorry PS3 owners but Bethesda is rubbing more salt in your wounds.

    Today the newest DLC content for Skyrim was announced. Dragonborn will see the resurrection of the first of the dragon born. Whether he is friend or foe is yet to be known. Bethesda has only released the trailer below for us to go on.

    It does appear that the rumor of you being able to fly your own dragons in the game may be true. One scene in the trailer shows your character mounting a dragon for some flying time. No news yet if it will be free roaming or on rails flight but the aspect of being able to do it sounds great.

    The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim- Dragonborn will release on December 4th on Xbox 360 for 1600 MS Points.

  • Bioshock Infinite Shows Off Its Collector’s Side

    All other video game collector’s editions, look upon Bioshock Infinite’s Ultimate Songbird Edition and despair.

    Have you, like me, been looking for that perfect companion piece statue to go alongside your Marcus Fenix From Gears 3 and Alduin from Skyrim? Well Bioshock Infinite is here for you with this massive set which includes a 9 1/2 inch statue of a Songbird from the game.

    And yes it will come with a hefty price tag of $150 but that should be nothing for such a committed group of gamers as yourselves (or me). Here is the rundown of the list of goodies:

    – 9 1/2 inch Songbird statue

    – Keychain of a Murder of the Crow vigor bottle

    – 5X7 lithograph

    – Handyman resin miniature resin game piece from the Bioshock Infinite board game

    – Bioshock Infinite art book

    – Digital soundtrack

    – Exclusive avatars for Xbox 360 and themes for PC and PS3.

    A Premium edition of the game will also be available for $79.99 which includes all the goodies from the Ultimate minus the Songbird statue.

    Now let’s just hope the game makes it February 2013 release.

  • Six Flags: Skyrim Adventure

    How Long Is The Wait For The Dark Brotherhood Ride?

    After 100+ hours in [amazon_link id=”B004HYK956″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Skyrim[/amazon_link] I pretty much thought I had seen everything. Every bleeped out fake curse word video, every arrow to the knee meme. But this blew me away.

    Misty Manley over on FakeAnything.com has crafted a more colorful, Sesame Street friendly version of the massive open world map. I would think that using this map may be the perfect mixture of M-rated content in the game and a slightly more Mario feel.

    “I remember where I dismembered that pack of vampires, it was just past that cute Christmas tree near Falkreath.”