It looks like Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz made beautiful love and Dr. Watson came along for the ride. Anyone up for a double feature viewing soon? No weirdos.
The World’s End releases on August 23rd.
It looks like Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz made beautiful love and Dr. Watson came along for the ride. Anyone up for a double feature viewing soon? No weirdos.
The World’s End releases on August 23rd.

Ender’s Game is a big gamble for a movie. I consider it in the same category as Dune. It is a legendary sci-fi book that may be too much for the big screen. Now I am in no way saying that Orson Scott Card’s book is near as complicated or engrossing as Dune, but it is a seminal work of science fiction that I hope does not get screwed up by Hollywood (looking at you David Lynch).
If there is something to take away from this trailer it is that the movie should look very pretty and Asa Butterfield needs to hurry up and get nominated for an Academy Award. Seriously, the preview points out this fact with each star announcement.
Ender’s Game releases November 1.

As promised, Rockstar released a trio of trailers today for Grand Theft Auto V, each focusing on one of the protagonists in the game. The trailer below has all three which you can watch in a row. Each video is accompanied by a different song and already has me excited for the soundtrack possibilities. Michael’s video has Queen, Franklin has Jay Rock and Trevor is accompanied by Waylon Jennings.
Rockstar is very ambitious with the three person story arc. It looks like each protagonist will have his fair share of solo missions while also participating together as a trio in other story missions.
Grand Theft Auto V releases on September 17th.

I seriously feel conflicted. I did not care about the first four movies in the “Fast” franchise. I have seen them and just let them blow by me without an ounce of caring.
What happened??
They had to go and make Fast Five an Ocean’s 11 heist flick with extra balls and action, add in The Rock and I had to realize that I, in fact, liked the damn movie. Now here we are two years later and I am ready for Fast & Furious 6 more than I really should be. I apologize for nothing.
I am still confused as to why after Fast Five they did not name this Furious Six. It just works!

Easiest way to describe the first trailer for R.I.P.D.? Imagine if Ryan Reynolds and Rooster Cogburn were supernatural police officers keeping the dead out of the living world.
I can easily see how some will roll their eyes and cringe at the almost Men In Black feel to it, but I got a kick out of it. Plus, Jeff Bridges doing an almost Rooster voice for two more hours is completely fine by me.
R.I.P.D. releases on July 19th.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=X07xNrVd7DU

Here is the order of things you need to do:
1. Sit down. Preferably on something firm and sturdy.
2. Click to play the new Man of Steel trailer.
3. Notice the goosebumps rising on your arm.
4. Realize how absolutely perfect the score is for the character.
5. When the trailer is done, sit back and give the holiest of shits you possibly can.
(Optional)
6. Repeat daily

If you were watching the MTV Movie Awards last night I would first like to apologize for wasting your time on that. Second, at least you were treated with the first look at the trailer for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Of course you could have just waited for it to go online and saved yourself the trouble of watching MTV for two hours and wondering who won the award for “Best Twilight Moment Ever”.
Check out the trailer below. Katniss and Peeta embark on their victory tour as the President and Truman Capote plot to kill them both. Oh and Thor’s brother does his best Jim Caviezel impersonation.
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire releases on November 22nd.

The new trailer for The Hangover Part III has surfaced and let’s just all breathe a sigh of relief because it looks like the finale of the trilogy will be taking a different path unlike the second chapter. We finally get an explanation of why Doug (once again) is missing from another Wolfpack adventure.
It seems Chow has stolen a considerable amount of money from John Goodman and he believes Stu, Alan and Phil are the ones to track him down. Now we all know by now the last person you should piss off is Walter Sobchak.
The Hangover Part III releases May 24th.
As one Pam Poovey from Archer would say. Holy shit snacks.
This new international trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness involves a lot of balls and they happen to be going to the wall. There is a ton of new footage in this as well as so much more Benedict Cumberbatch creepy awesomeness.
Here are a few things to look and listen for:
-Cumberbatch is referred to as a “top agent” of Starfleet. The Khan factor is looking less and less likely.
-For some reason, with Cumberbatch’s attack on the Starfleet meeting, I am thinking more and more that Admiral Pike may bite it in the movie.
-Alice Eve in her underwear….yeah.
-Also may I add….Peter Weller!! Admiral Robocop is in full effect in this trailer.
Also, check out the new poster below. Star Trek Into Darkness releases on May 15th.

http://youtu.be/x0NFI6B3nxQ
Now I will readily admit that I am not the Metro 2033 expert around here (that would be our very own Trey Sterling), but I do know that fans are a rabid bunch and the first game sold well enough to warrant a sequel. Metro is set in a post-apocalyptic Russia and will apparently kick your ass if you play lazy. A unique HUD and your ability to ration out your items made sure the game was not for the weak at heart.
This new trailer for Metro: Last Light basically proves to me one thing: no matter what horrors beset the human race in the future, one thing is always crystal clear. Mankind are a bunch of assholes.
There is a Yakov Smirnoff joke here somewhere.
[amazon_link id=”B0053BSMYW” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Metro: Last Light[/amazon_link] releases on May 14th.