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  • First Trailer For The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug

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    Photo courtesy totalfilm.com

    Here it is hobbit lovers! The first trailer for Peter Jackson’s second film in his theatrical trilogy for The Hobbit. The Desolation of Smaug trailer shows our hero Bilbo and crew of dwarves as they continue their quest to defeat the dragon known as Smaug and take back their kingdom, Erebor. We also get to see plenty of new characters as Orlando Bloom’s Legolas returns as well as Evangeline Lilly’s Tauriel, Lee Pace as Thranduil and Luke Evans as Bard the Bowman.

    The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug releases on December 13th.

  • The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Gameplay Trailer

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    Photo courtesy digitaltrends.com

    CD Projekt Red showed off an absolutely beautiful trailer for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. It shows off the dynamic open-world that gamers will be traversing as they take Geralt of Rivia on his last adventure. There are so many things to admire and see in this trailer that is really is worth more than one viewing. The incredibly detailed environments, the fantasy inspired enemies and the music….damn, that music.

    The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt releases in 2014 on Xbox One and PS4.

  • Watch Dogs E3 Trailer

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    Photo courtesy pcgamer.com

    E3 hasn’t even officially started yet and already we have an E3 trailer. Ubisoft’s newest look at [amazon_link id=”B00BGHUS58″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Watch Dogs[/amazon_link] has main man Aiden Pearce taking on a human trafficking ring with only his cell phone, baton, guns and a boat load of kick ass.

    Just imagine that in this part of the game you are Liam Neeson in Taken and play his phone clip over and over again.

    Watch Dogs releases this November for 360, PS3, Wii U, PC, Xbox One and PS4.

  • New Nokia Exclusive Man Of Steel Trailer

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    Photo courtesy wallnen.com

    Can you feel that? That gut feeling knowing we are only a week away from the release of Man of Steel. And if you thought we were done with the trailers you would be right (in Bizarro speak). Nokia and Warner Bros. have released a special trailer for their partnership together that features a lot of new footage and even more of Hans Zimmer’s amazing score.

    Man of Steel releases June 14th.

    http://youtu.be/dwYatpwrs8s

  • Saints Row IV “War On Humanity” Trailer May In Fact Be The Best Video Game Trailer Ever Made

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    Photo courtesy gametrailers.com

    I don’t believe you truly understand what you are in for when you click play on this video. Even if you are a Saints Row veteran, nothing can prepare you for the dong-slinging, alien crushing, Keith David-having action in the new [amazon_link id=”B00BRQN2H4″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Saints Row IV[/amazon_link] “War on Humanity” trailer.

    Yeah, you read that right Keith David. Now that may not sound like anything new (especially for Mass Effect fans), but the fact Keith David is playing Keith David is so meta it makes my brain hurt with joy. I swear to God if Roddy Piper is in this game anywhere I will gladly bestow the title of “greatest game of this generation” to Saints Row IV.

    Overreaction? Maybe? But I’ll be damned if I don’t love They Live.

    Saints Row IV releases on August 20th.

    http://youtu.be/bQTt6bUZrSU

  • First Trailer For Machete Kills Has Machete…Killing

    I liked the first Machete. I didn’t love it, but it was enough dumb fun that I was excited when a sequel was announced. Danny Trejo should get an honorary Oscar for the career he has crafted for himself this late in life. Well, at least an honorary Razzie.

    The ex-federales assassin is back and on direct order from the president no less. And that president is being played by Carlos Estevez or Mr. Tiger Blood himself Charlie Sheen. That is one great thing about a movie like this, the cast is completely off the wall including the likes of Michelle Rodriguez, Lady Gaga, Mel Gibson and even Cuba Gooding, Jr.

    Also I do not recommend watching Spy Kids anytime before this movie comes out unless you want to feel like a complete pervert when Alexa Vega shows up on screen.

    alexa-vega-machete-kills

    I told you.

    Machete Kills releases on September 13th.

     

  • Watch Gustavo Fring Read A Story In The Destiny Live Action Trailer

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    Photo courtesy dual-ring.net

    Bungie has released a live action/CGI trailer for Destiny in preparation at  E3 in a few weeks. The trailer was directed by Jon Favreau and stars Giancarlo Esposito from Breaking Bad and Revolution. The trailer is titled “The Law of the Jungle” and features many of Destiny’s different classes fighting on various fronts.

    I am ready to see what Bungie has in store for E3 for Destiny because on paper and in interviews it easily sounds like on of the most ambitious titles in history.

    Here is the official synopsis for the trailer:

    “As a Guardian of the City sets out on an epic, action-packed adventure to reclaim our Solar System, he recalls the moment when he was first taught the most important lesson of all — The Law of the Jungle.”

    http://youtu.be/jS1BM9XRgvw

  • You Want To Watch The Red Band Trailer For We’re The Millers…Trust Me

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    Photo courtesy digitalspy.com

    How quickly can a movie make it to the top of the list of my most looked forward to comedies of the year?

    Let me count the ways:

    1. Jennifer Aniston going full striptease.

    2. Nick Offerman with a handlebar mustache fingering Jason Sudeikis’ ear.

    3. Eustace from The Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader showing his tarantula-bitten balls.

    4. Emma Roberts…just because it is Emma Roberts.

    5. Jason Sudeikis doing a Bane impression.

    There is so much more. Just give it a watch and be warned again this is a red band trailer. So it means its fun.

    We’re the Millers releases on August 9th.

    http://youtu.be/lLIimU9NYyg

  • New Trailer For The Wolverine Shows A Nine Foot Tall Robotic Silver Samurai. Wait. What?

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    Photo courtesy xmenfilms.com

    Don’t cry Wolverine, it can’t be as bad as X-Men Origins.

    And I will not let the fact that Silver Samurai appears to be a nine foot tall robot affect me enough to not see this movie. The source material is just to good to screw up. It can not possibly be as bad as mouthless Cyclo-Deadpool.

    Can it?

    No!

    Dammit brain. Stop letting doubt creep in. We can still have a good Wolverine movie. You hear me?!

    The Wolverine releases on July 26th.

  • Stay Classy Watching The New Anchorman 2 Trailer

    Ron Burgundy and the Channel Four News Team have a new trailer for you to look at with your eyeholes. And yes, Brick has a special message for everyone as well.

    Anchorman 2 finally……finally releases on December 20th.