Tag: Michael Bay
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Review (From Someone Who Did Not See Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
This is the tale of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo. They were a black and white comic in the 80’s which was made into a Saturday morning kids show that came on before Garfield and Friends which led into Beakman’s World (fuck your Bill Nye). A movie version of the…
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First Trailer For Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
http://youtu.be/nCjsWpM9zFU Here it is people. Our first look at the (dreaded) Micheal Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. First impression: While I reserve judgment until seeing the final product, this is a mixed bag. I do like the look of the Turtles and what lines they have conveys their signature humor, but I know some will…
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Transformers 4 Has A Title And A Poster. It Did Not Explode. Yet.
Michael Bay’s fourth Transformers movie will be called Transformers: Age of Extinction. The new poster even says as much right up there. By the look of it, the Transformers will travel to Tatooine and try to pod race in Mos Eisley with their new racist Mexican robots and it will make a billion dollars and…
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Kelsey Grammar Is The New Big Bad In Transformers 4
I guess Frasier Crane really hates Autobots. Kelsey Grammar has joined the cast of Transformers 4 as the main villain specializing in counter-intelligence. This is not Grammar’s first go round with a big movie franchise having played Beast (rather well) in Brett Ratner’s attempt to kill the X-Men franchise, X-Men: The Last Stand. He also…
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Michael Bay Says His Ninja Turtles Come From Ooze, Thinks Everyone Is A Complete Moron.
Michael Bay’s TMNT is happening whether we want it to or not. Megan Fox is playing April O’Neil whether we want it or not. The turtles are going to be aliens whether we want it or…..wait what’s that? They are not going to be aliens? But Bay was famously going to change them into aliens…
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TMNT Co-Creator Has Some Thoughts About Megan Fox As April O’Neil
Well this is certainly unsurprising news. Co-creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Peter Laird, took to his blog to give his opinion about the casting of Megan Fox as April O’Neil in Michael Bay’s version bastardization of everyone’s favorite heroes on the half shell. “My only exposure to Megan Fox as an actress is through her…
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Megan Fox Cast In Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles…..God No
Jesus Michael Bay, it’s like you are just doing this sh** on purpose now. So remember Michael Bay’s bastardization of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise? You know, where he was going to make them not teenagers or mutants, but rather adult aliens? You had four jobs Bay!! Here it is: -Teenagers -Mutants -Ninjas -Turtles…
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New Iron Man 3 Poster Gives Iron Patriot His Due
Hey! It’s a new Iron Man 3 poster and I think after seeing it we can agree on one thing: Thank God they replaced Terrence Howard with Don Cheadle. The new one-sheet focuses on Cheadle’s Iron Patriot complete with sunset sky and flying debris that is required in every action movie poster by the secret…
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Pain & Gain Trailer
The first trailer for Michael Bay’s Pain & Gain is here. The movie stars Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, Anthony Mackie, Tony Shaloub and Ed Harris. Wahlberg and Johnson star as a pair of bodybuilders in Miami that concoct a kidnapping scheme that goes terribly wrong. Pain & Gain releases on April 26, 2013. http://youtu.be/2aKDwLpX0Ms