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  • The Call Of Duty: Ghosts Live Action Trailer Is A Michael Bay Wet Dream

    Photo courtesy coplanet.it
    Photo courtesy coplanet.it

    Another year, another Call of Duty game which means another live action trailer. Over the past few years Jonah Hill, Kobe Bryant and Robert Downey, Jr. have starred in the ads for the biggest game on the planet (I don’t like saying it but it is true).

    This year’s commercial for [amazon_link id=”B003O6CBIG” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Call of Duty: Ghosts[/amazon_link] is brought to us by The Wolverine director James Mangold and stars Megan Fox who continually makes herself relevant despite doing nothing.

    Call of Duty: Ghosts releases on November 5th.

    http://youtu.be/MNxh7umVOZ0

  • TMNT Co-Creator Has Some Thoughts About Megan Fox As April O’Neil

    Photo courtesy iwatchstuff.com
    Photo courtesy iwatchstuff.com

    Well this is certainly unsurprising news.

    Co-creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Peter Laird, took to his blog to give his opinion about the casting of Megan Fox as April O’Neil in Michael Bay’s version  bastardization of everyone’s favorite heroes on the half shell.

    “My only exposure to Megan Fox as an actress is through her role in two Transformers movies and the wretched (but happily forgettable) Jennifer’s Body. It may not be fair to judge her range of acting skills just from those three movies, but I think it is safe to say that there are probably hundreds of better choices for the role of April O’Neil. Of course, her name has promotional value, and maybe that’s what they want. Who knows? I can’t get myself too worked up about it.”

    In other words, he said in the nicest way possible that Megan Fox sucks. She sucked in Transformers and she sucks so bad that he doesn’t want her in a movie where all she has to do is wear yellow and talk to fake, CGI alien, non-ninja turtle like creatures that like to blow stuff up excessively. It’s Michael Bay, you know I am right.

    When asked for response, Megan Fox had this to say.

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  • Megan Fox Cast In Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles…..God No

    Photo courtesy geekmodeonline.com
    Photo courtesy geekmodeonline.com

    Jesus Michael Bay, it’s like you are just doing this sh** on purpose now.

    So remember Michael Bay’s bastardization of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise? You know, where he was going to make them not teenagers or mutants, but rather adult aliens? You had four jobs Bay!! Here it is:

    -Teenagers

    -Mutants

    -Ninjas

    -Turtles

    And he couldn’t even do that correctly.

    The movie was put on definite hold last year while they worked out the kinks in the script and development which I assuming meant actually writing a script and figuring out how to fund this giant clusterf***. Well things are back on you lucky fans. And Michael Bay has decided on his April O’Neil…..Megan Fox.

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    I give up.

    You know what we should really have been expecting this. We have great Marvel movies and The Dark Knight trilogy so there has to be a punishment somewhere and Michael Bay is here ready with his cinematic cat of nine tails.