Tag: Machete

  • Weekend Box Office- October 11-13, 2013

    Photo courtesy hollywood.com
    Photo courtesy hollywood.com

    Captain Phillips had a great start in its first weekend but still could not catch Gravity. The space drama fell only 21% grossing $44.2 million. That is an incredible holdover for a fall film. The great reviews and word of mouth (check out my review here) have made the wonderful film a true blockbuster. In two weeks it has grossed $191 million worldwide.

    Tom Hanks may not have finished in first but he returned to theaters strong. Captain Phillips opened with $26 million, well above expectations. After a slow start to the year for award worthy movies, it looks like we have had two open up back to back with Gravity and Captain Phillips.

    Machete Kills had a huge cast and a lot of promotion and could only manage a sad $3.7 million. It is the lowest gross for a movie opening in over 2,500 theaters in…well, forever.

    1. Gravity- $44.2 million/ $123.4 million

    2. Captain Phillips- $26.0/ $26.0

    3. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2- $14.2/ $78.0

    4. Machete Kills- $3.7/ $3.7

    5. Runner Runner- $3.7/ $14.1

    6. Prisoners- $3.6/ $53.6

    7. Insidious Chapter 2- $2.6/ $78.4

    8. Rush- $2.4/ $22.2

    9. Don Jon- $2.3/ $20.1

    10. Baggage Claim- $2.0/ $18.2

  • First Trailer For Machete Kills Has Machete…Killing

    I liked the first Machete. I didn’t love it, but it was enough dumb fun that I was excited when a sequel was announced. Danny Trejo should get an honorary Oscar for the career he has crafted for himself this late in life. Well, at least an honorary Razzie.

    The ex-federales assassin is back and on direct order from the president no less. And that president is being played by Carlos Estevez or Mr. Tiger Blood himself Charlie Sheen. That is one great thing about a movie like this, the cast is completely off the wall including the likes of Michelle Rodriguez, Lady Gaga, Mel Gibson and even Cuba Gooding, Jr.

    Also I do not recommend watching Spy Kids anytime before this movie comes out unless you want to feel like a complete pervert when Alexa Vega shows up on screen.

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    I told you.

    Machete Kills releases on September 13th.