The future is bleak in The Last of Us. Zombies (sort of), horrific violence, teens using foul language, trying not to cry because of a f***ing giraffe. The guys at Smosh have given us an Honest Trailer that points out some of the game’s flaws, but still knows that it is one of the best games ever made.
Damn giraffe.
I really liked X-Men: Days of Future Past. I thought it successfully brought together both generations of X-Men movies and did the comic movie world a favor by erasing the events of X-Men 3. Even the guys at Honest Trailers admit that it was a fun ride with their newest video.
Like with X-Men comics, it is best to ignore timeline problems. You will just make your head hurt.
You don’t need an Honest Trailer to tell you that Transformers: Age of Extinction was bad, but it can offer some relief for anyone who spent real money to see this piece of sh**.
I was waiting until I could Redbox this for a dollar to at least see how ugly it could be, though I can’t even do that now with the parts of the movie I have seen beforehand. I have spent nine hours watching the first three movies. I could have used that time so much better. Having root canals, pulling out my nose hairs one by one until I cry, trust falling off a building praying the concrete is fluffy.
You knew it would only be a matter of time before the guys at Honest Trailers got a hold of Destiny. Here it is. Loaded with truth and screaming.
They tell us it is gaming’s “hottest 7 out of 10” which seems to be the average here with my review giving it an 8 and Erich’s giving it a 6.
Full disclosure: I have not seen Frozen yet. Now don’t go getting your iced over panties in a bunch, I fully intend to, but I think watching the Honest Trailer before the movie was a mistake.
A wonderful mistake.
It will definitely affect the way I watch the movie now. Though, with someone as jaded as me, this is probably a good thing.
After Earth was a huge bomb this past summer. I did not go see it because, well, I was not going to pay $10 to see another M. Night Shyamalan movie. I was, however, willing to give it the benefit of the doubt and rent it at a Redbox (it is out this week) and see if it there was more than I thought to it.
Thank God for Screen Junkies.
They are back with a new Honest Trailer for the Will & Jaden Smith sci-fi movie and good sweet merciful God, what the hell is this? I dare you to watch this and not compare it to another scientologist’s huge bomb, Battlefield Earth.
Will Smith’s name is Cypher Raige.
I’m done. I was on the Shymalan train with everybody else when The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable and Signs came out. Hell, I even like The Village. But what the hell happened? He was called the next Hitchcock, now he is on his way to being the next Roger Corman.
Maybe you were not excited at the news of a sequel to Independence Day a few days ago, but that is all about to change. Not only is Bill Pullman returning we also will get an actual Jeff Goldblum sighting in 2015. This is a rare thing. It is like seeing a rainbow colored unicorn pissing chocolate into a giant bowl of ice cream. I mean how many times do you see something like that in your life? Once, maybe twice considering how many times you ride the white pony?
Frankly I say it is a good thing Will Smith is off doing horrible Shaymalan movies because that just means more screen time for The Goldblum. Independence Day 2 just got good. Real good.
To celebrate next week’s July 4th holiday and the fact that we will get the ass end of an alien attack in 2015, have a quick laugh at the Honest Trailer for Independence Day.
Mr. Matt Lees at Videogamer put together these hilarious videos for the Microsoft and Sony press conferences that should leave you with a cheerful tear in your eye. If you are wary about if they will be worth your time, the best way I can describe them is they are like the Honest Trailers for movies, just with a video game twist.
http://youtu.be/XlkZNNaYBro
http://youtu.be/71H69yDZ6W4