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  • This One Time, On The Internet- March 7, 2013

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    Here are the quick hits from the world of movies, TV, games, drink machines, Cobra Kai, whatever catches our fancy.

    Movies

    The Jungle Book

    Idris Elba has been cast as the voice of Shere Khan in Disney’s CGI/live-action version of The Jungle Book. In related news, I will now being seeing the shit out of The Jungle Book. It releases on October 9, 2015.

    Matthew McConaughey

    A video showing how to make healthy lunches on a budget for the Oscar winners’ just keep livin’ Foundation. Guy Fieri has to be holding back the need to yell “WHAMMY BOOM BAMMY” or see if he can deep fry celery.

    TV

    Archer

    FX has renewed Archer for two more seasons. 26 more episodes of sex, cocaine, Danger Zone, other Barry, LLLAAANNNNAA and Pam. Sploosh.

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    The Walking Dead

    Here is a homemade Michonne figure made out of a Barbie doll. This should be a real thing. I will let you check my man card at the door as I go and buy one.

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    Games

    Infamous: Second Son

    Watch the new live-action trailer for the PS4 exclusive here. It releases on March 21st.

    http://youtu.be/jHzh96ehv4A

    Tomb Raider

    The game turns one year old this week and it should pass 6 million units sold by the end of the month. Tell Square and their insane sales expectations to go fuck themselves.

    Xbox One

    Twitch streaming will be coming to the Xbox One next week. Major Nelson shows you how use it.

  • Season 5 Promo For Archer Actually Makes Top Gun Good

    Photo courtesy uproxx.com
    Photo courtesy uproxx.com

    Top Gun sucks. Yeah, I said it. Even when I was a kid and everyone in elementary school was yelling full blast about how great it was, I still believed it sucked. It will always suck (to me). If you love it, that is between you and God.

    Leave it to Archer to make it fun.

    This new promo for Season 5 remakes the Kenny Loggins video for Archer fave, Danger Zone, using characters from the show. One great thing is that Lana will never age as badly as Kelly McGillis has. Seriously, go look her up. It is like she stared directly in the Ark of the Covenant.

    Archer returns in January. Sploosh.

    http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E

  • Behold The Wonders Of Starcher Trek!

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    Photo courtesy fanpop.com

    Whoever came up with this idea to merge the Star Trek Animated Series with the voices from Archer are some kind of wizards that should only be spoken about in hushed tones of reverent myths. They are to be applauded and celebrated for the geniuses they are.

    And if you have never watched either show…seriously? They are both on Netflix right now. 8 bucks a month or I will let you borrow my copies.

     

  • New Poster And International Trailer For Star Trek Into Darkness

    As one Pam Poovey from Archer would say. Holy shit snacks.

    This new international trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness involves a lot of balls and they happen to be going to the wall. There is a ton of new footage in this as well as so much more Benedict Cumberbatch creepy awesomeness.

    Here are a few things to look and listen for:

    -Cumberbatch is referred to as a “top agent” of Starfleet. The Khan factor is looking less and less likely.

    -For some reason, with Cumberbatch’s attack on the Starfleet meeting, I am thinking more and more that Admiral Pike may bite it in the movie.

    -Alice Eve in her underwear….yeah.

    -Also may I add….Peter Weller!! Admiral Robocop is in full effect in this trailer.

    Also, check out the new poster below. Star Trek Into Darkness releases on May 15th.

    Photo courtesy geektyrant.com
    Photo courtesy geektyrant.com

  • Archer Is Back January 17th. Get Ready With Character Interviews And New Poster

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    January means two things: it is a new year full of broken resolutions and Archer is back! Season 4 of the FX show is set to premiere on January 17th and today we got a look at a new poster. To go along with this there are a set of character interviews below that have each character describing what would be their perfect day. Two things I took from these: I am now oddly interested as to what “dunch” is and how come Krieger didn’t get a video?

    RAMPAAAGE!!!

    http://youtu.be/rsxZYItS7GU
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