Super Smash Bros. for Wii U is rapidly approaching its November 21st release date and Nintendo will be holding a Nintendo Direct on October 23rd at 5PM CST that will show 50 “must-see things” for the brawler.
To give you a head start, here are six things we know about Super Smash Bros. for Wii U.
1. I will be Villager from Animal Crossing and I will kick your ass.
2. There will be punching and kicking in the faces, asses and balls of your favorite childhood characters.
3. Multiple old-school arguments will arise when your friend beats you as Sonic and says “see, I told you Sega was better”.
4. A secret mode will be shown where if you lose to the Wii Fit trainer you have to get your Wii Fit pad out of the closet and do any exercise the game tells you before continuing.
5. When someone touches your special Gamecube controller without asking to play, you may assault their groinal regions at will.
6. This game should convince some to buy a Wii U. They will not because they have talked shit about the system for two years and can’t admit that it is really fun to have.
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