Category: News

  • UFC Game Glitches Return For A Second Round

    Not content to stay on the mat, EA’s UFC continues to be the best in the glitch business. Here is another helping complete with Joe Rogan* and Mike Goldberg* calling the action.

    * not Rogan or Goldberg. Better, actually.

     

  • Let’s Rate Sony’s Gamescom Announcements

    Sony kept proving why they are the place to go for indie games during their press conference at Gamescom. They showed off a lengthy array of games as well as announcing substantial upgrades for the PS4 and a milestone for the system.

    1. PS4 has sold 10 million consoles.

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    This was a self-high five announcement, but it was impressive anyway. The PS4 has only been available ten months and people have adopted it quickly.

    Nerd Rating- 8/10

    2. Where the hell is the Vita?

    Self explanatory.

    Nerd Rating- 0/10

    3. Firmware 2.0 coming this fall

    PS4’s Firmware 2.0 will not be a small affair when it releases this fall. Share Play will let players “loan” their games to friends on their PSN list to play co-op games even when one player does not own the game. The ability to load your gameplay videos directly to YouTube is also in the update

    Nerd Rating- 8/10

    4. DayZ coming to PS4.

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    The PC game that is so close to how human society will act during the apocalypse is coming to PS4. They didn’t announce a release time, but this is a good get for Sony.

    Nerd Rating- 8/10

    5. Trailers Galore!

    -WiLD

    -Until Dawn
    http://youtu.be/SNZOlK81eKs

    -Bloodborne

    -Tearaway

    -The Vanishing of Ethan Carter

    -The Order: 1886

    -Rime

    -Hellblade

    Nerd Rating- 10/10

  • Let’s Rate Microsoft’s Gamescom Announcements

    There was no sitting on hands this year at Microsoft. The company came heavy with announcements during their Gamescom press conference. So we thought we would hit the biggies with ratings to see how excited we are about all of the games and whatnot.

    1. Rise of the Tomb Raider is an Xbox exclusive

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    Huge news for Xbox owners. A kick in the nuts for everyone else. This will be a timed exclusive most likely, but it still doesn’t mean that Playstation owners are not getting the shaft. I don’t mind DLC exclusives and all that, but a multi-platform game should be available the same day.

    There is already a huge negative response to this news.

    Still, giant news for Microsoft.

    Nerd Rating- 8/10

    2. Multiple Xbox One bundles

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    The rumored Sunset Overdrive white Xbox One bundle was announced. A European bundle with FIFA 15 will also be available.

    Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare gets an Xbox One bundle and it is a nice deal. A special edition console with a 1TB hard drive, special controller and copy of Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare.

    Nerd Rating- 8/10

    3. The Halo Channel

    The Halo Channel will be the hub for all things Halo on the Xbox One. Watching and streaming games through Twitch that will “seamlessly transition between Halo games and other Halo experiences”.

    The Halo: Nightfall series will also be available on The Halo Channel.

    Nerd Rating- 7/10

    4. Trailer Galore!

    -Halo: The Master Chief Collection

    -Assassin’s Creed: Unity
    http://youtu.be/DBROw1Ft-Xs

    -Quantum Break
    http://youtu.be/fa69PBP_mHE

    -Sunset Overdrive

    -Fable Legends

    -Smite

    -Below
    http://youtu.be/qMRr0hVPN0g

    Nerd Rating- 9/10

  • Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare Story Trailer Is The Keyser Soze Of Trailers

    And by that I mean by the end I was saying it was surprising(ly good).

    I have to hand it to Call of Duty, they have my interest again, which is saying something considering I haven’t played a story mode since Black Ops 1 or cared about a story in the game since Modern Warfare 1.

    Advanced Warfare looks to be a big enough change to get me to want to play it. I have to be honest, Kevin Spacey is about 67% of the reason also, but the new trailer keeps my excitement level at “cool” which is way higher than what Call of Duty elicits from me.

    Let’s hope Sledgehammer can do what no other COD developer can do; Make a story longer than 6 hours and worth the time.

    Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare releases on November 4th.

     

     

  • The Cast Of Alien Talks About Being In Alien: Isolation

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    See the cast of the original Alien (Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, Harry Dean Stanton, Yaphet Kotto, Veronica Cartwright) talk about being brought back into the world that made them movie legends.

    You will be able to play as the crew of the Nostromo when you pre-order Alien: Isolation in the DLC titled Crew Expendable.

    If you could see the smile that was on my face when I watched this video, you would think I need mental help.

    Alien: Isolation releases on October 7th.

  • See The Trailer For Alien: Isolation DLC “Crew Expendable”, Featuring The Voices Of Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt & Yaphet Kotto

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    Alien: Isolation was already near the top of my list for new games this year. Everything I have seen from the new game by The Creative Assembly made me believe that they knew just what Alien fans were expecting, especially after being violated by Gearbox with Aliens: Colonial Marines.

    Now with the DLC titled Crew Expendable, they have taken another step towards owning this Alien lovers heart.

    The cast of the 1979 original (Sigourney Weaver, Harry Dean Stanton, Tom Skerritt, Yaphet Kotto and Veronica Cartwright) will voice their game counterparts as you try to find and flush the alien from the Nostromo. Ash will be in the DLC also, but Ian Holm will not be voicing him.

    I wish I could convey the amount of feels hearing Weaver, Skerrit and Kotto in the new trailer for the DLC. Alien is my favorite film franchise, making this something special.

    Alien: Isolation releases on October 7th.

  • 7 Consoles You Probably Thought Were Sh**, And You Were Right

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    -Because nothing says “reclaiming past glory” like a “64-bit” console with a controller that actually makes less sense than using a computer keyboard. Alien vs. Predator was admittedly awesome, but White Men Can’t Jump…

    01 Magnavox Odyssey

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    -Gets obvious points for being the first home console, but loses them all for having no sound and controllers that looked like you could give ultrasounds with them.

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    Vectrex

    -Because who doesn’t want their video game console to look like the TV screen in the chest of Robocop 2?

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    Philips CD-i

    -Besides giving us the shittiest Zelda game ever and having a controller that looks like a double-sided dildo head, it retailed for $700…in 1991 money.

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    3DO

    -The Steam Machine of the early 90’s. Made by multiple companies and way overpriced to compete in the home market, yet still sold 2 million consoles. Goldstar made one. GOLDSTAR!

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    Virtual Boy

    -Imagine a 3DS that weighed 5 pounds, sat on a stand (because taping it to your head hurt, FYI), had two d-pads and could only be played in a red color that I can only imagine being used in futuristic dystopian societies to light our crime-ridden streets.

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    How awesome would a portable Genesis be? Pretty awesome if it didn’t have to use 6 AA batteries for five hours of play. Heat from the back of the unit may also scald children’s skin. Not a good PR move.

  • Want More Than 15 Minutes Of Dragon Age: Inquisition Gameplay? Good, Here Is 16

    Teasing my eyes and ears with new Dragon Age: Inquisition footage will get you everywhere, Bioware.

    So much pretty. Want to see more.

    Dragon Age: Inquisition releases on October 7th.

    My body is ready.

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  • Nerd Is As Nerd Does- Twitch TV

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    A while back Erich and I finally managed to get the Twitch.TV app for the Xbox One to work; the idea is that it allows players to broadcast their play sessions live, while other players can watch and participate via chat. I have openly mocked the idea of people who spend any significant amount of time watching live-streams of competitive gaming; I refuse to use the terms “eSports” because video gaming is not a fucking sport, and the players are not fucking athletes, and I could rage about that for days.

    Last night, though, I did a broadcast of Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes as Erich followed along, and the end result was actually fairly entertaining. Erich has tried to get into MGS before and been a little put off by the mechanics, but this one mixes things up enough that his interest has been renewed. We decided to try the broadcast feature out with me playing so he could see how a veteran MGS player gets things done.

    The answer to that turned out to be “not half bad,” although toward the end I got too arrogant and got spotted because I was rushing along without any situational awareness. The biggest problem we encountered is that the stream isn’t actually “live;” there is a delay of at least a few minutes, which was further exacerbated by Twitch forcing Erich to watch random commercials in the middle of me playing, putting him even further behind. One commercial apparently involved skateboarding wookies, which angered me enough that I killed a guard without provocation in the middle of sneaking past him.

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    Both Microsoft and Sony made a big deal about live streaming when the new consoles were unveiled, and showed off as-yet-fictional features like picture-in-picture Skype chat while playing games, or one friend guiding another through a difficult section of a game by watching the live stream. Erich tried to guide me to a prisoner he had found but I had previously missed, but the lag meant that I had often passed by a turn I was supposed to take by the time he saw me getting to it.

    I don’t know that I would ever broadcast just for the sake of broadcasting, like Todd has taken to doing; Todd has the kind of personality that lends itself to these things, though, and has been making gameplay videos for years. There’s the option to turn on the Kinect microphone and even the camera, so that viewers can watch and listen to your reactions, but that just doesn’t appeal to me. Since the broadcasts are public access, other viewers joined from time to time last night, and each time I couldn’t get over the feeling that my gameplay was being judged.

    As it turns out, Twitch.TV is also available to stream from 360 and PC, and it seems like anyone logged in on one device should be able to watch games from another. That theoretically means I could broadcast something like Fallout 3 on PC while Erich and Tillman watch on the One, with all of us in a party so we can chat. Actually finding a broadcast and viewing it was a headache in and of itself, though, and adding in more people across different platforms might be more trouble than it is worth. All in all, I’d say that game streaming is a cool concept, but is still behind the curve of full functionality and accessibility.

  • EA’s UFC Glitches Prove Better Than The Game

    While EA’s first UFC game is receiving middling to decent reviews, the glitches in the MMA title are worthy of a perfect score, especially when watched with commentary by (fake) Mike Goldberg and Joe Rogan.

    Be careful watching this around people. I laughed till I cried, I sh** you not.

    “Alex goes for the leg, gets a hold of a ghost that has been haunting the arena.”