Not content to stay on the mat, EA’s UFC continues to be the best in the glitch business. Here is another helping complete with Joe Rogan* and Mike Goldberg* calling the action.
* not Rogan or Goldberg. Better, actually.
Not content to stay on the mat, EA’s UFC continues to be the best in the glitch business. Here is another helping complete with Joe Rogan* and Mike Goldberg* calling the action.
* not Rogan or Goldberg. Better, actually.
Sony kept proving why they are the place to go for indie games during their press conference at Gamescom. They showed off a lengthy array of games as well as announcing substantial upgrades for the PS4 and a milestone for the system.
1. PS4 has sold 10 million consoles.
This was a self-high five announcement, but it was impressive anyway. The PS4 has only been available ten months and people have adopted it quickly.
Nerd Rating- 8/10
2. Where the hell is the Vita?
Self explanatory.
Nerd Rating- 0/10
3. Firmware 2.0 coming this fall
PS4’s Firmware 2.0 will not be a small affair when it releases this fall. Share Play will let players “loan” their games to friends on their PSN list to play co-op games even when one player does not own the game. The ability to load your gameplay videos directly to YouTube is also in the update
Nerd Rating- 8/10
4. DayZ coming to PS4.
The PC game that is so close to how human society will act during the apocalypse is coming to PS4. They didn’t announce a release time, but this is a good get for Sony.
Nerd Rating- 8/10
5. Trailers Galore!
-WiLD
-Until Dawn
http://youtu.be/SNZOlK81eKs
-Bloodborne
-Tearaway
-The Vanishing of Ethan Carter
-The Order: 1886
-Rime
-Hellblade
Nerd Rating- 10/10
There was no sitting on hands this year at Microsoft. The company came heavy with announcements during their Gamescom press conference. So we thought we would hit the biggies with ratings to see how excited we are about all of the games and whatnot.
1. Rise of the Tomb Raider is an Xbox exclusive
Huge news for Xbox owners. A kick in the nuts for everyone else. This will be a timed exclusive most likely, but it still doesn’t mean that Playstation owners are not getting the shaft. I don’t mind DLC exclusives and all that, but a multi-platform game should be available the same day.
There is already a huge negative response to this news.
Still, giant news for Microsoft.
Nerd Rating- 8/10
2. Multiple Xbox One bundles
The rumored Sunset Overdrive white Xbox One bundle was announced. A European bundle with FIFA 15 will also be available.
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare gets an Xbox One bundle and it is a nice deal. A special edition console with a 1TB hard drive, special controller and copy of Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare.
Nerd Rating- 8/10
3. The Halo Channel
The Halo Channel will be the hub for all things Halo on the Xbox One. Watching and streaming games through Twitch that will “seamlessly transition between Halo games and other Halo experiences”.
The Halo: Nightfall series will also be available on The Halo Channel.
Nerd Rating- 7/10
4. Trailer Galore!
-Halo: The Master Chief Collection
-Assassin’s Creed: Unity
http://youtu.be/DBROw1Ft-Xs
-Quantum Break
http://youtu.be/fa69PBP_mHE
-Sunset Overdrive
-Fable Legends
-Smite
-Below
http://youtu.be/qMRr0hVPN0g
Nerd Rating- 9/10
And by that I mean by the end I was saying it was surprising(ly good).
I have to hand it to Call of Duty, they have my interest again, which is saying something considering I haven’t played a story mode since Black Ops 1 or cared about a story in the game since Modern Warfare 1.
Advanced Warfare looks to be a big enough change to get me to want to play it. I have to be honest, Kevin Spacey is about 67% of the reason also, but the new trailer keeps my excitement level at “cool” which is way higher than what Call of Duty elicits from me.
Let’s hope Sledgehammer can do what no other COD developer can do; Make a story longer than 6 hours and worth the time.
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare releases on November 4th.
See the cast of the original Alien (Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, Harry Dean Stanton, Yaphet Kotto, Veronica Cartwright) talk about being brought back into the world that made them movie legends.
You will be able to play as the crew of the Nostromo when you pre-order Alien: Isolation in the DLC titled Crew Expendable.
If you could see the smile that was on my face when I watched this video, you would think I need mental help.
Alien: Isolation releases on October 7th.
Alien: Isolation was already near the top of my list for new games this year. Everything I have seen from the new game by The Creative Assembly made me believe that they knew just what Alien fans were expecting, especially after being violated by Gearbox with Aliens: Colonial Marines.
Now with the DLC titled Crew Expendable, they have taken another step towards owning this Alien lovers heart.
The cast of the 1979 original (Sigourney Weaver, Harry Dean Stanton, Tom Skerritt, Yaphet Kotto and Veronica Cartwright) will voice their game counterparts as you try to find and flush the alien from the Nostromo. Ash will be in the DLC also, but Ian Holm will not be voicing him.
I wish I could convey the amount of feels hearing Weaver, Skerrit and Kotto in the new trailer for the DLC. Alien is my favorite film franchise, making this something special.
Alien: Isolation releases on October 7th.
Atari Jaguar
-Because nothing says “reclaiming past glory” like a “64-bit” console with a controller that actually makes less sense than using a computer keyboard. Alien vs. Predator was admittedly awesome, but White Men Can’t Jump…
Magnavox Odyssey
-Gets obvious points for being the first home console, but loses them all for having no sound and controllers that looked like you could give ultrasounds with them.
Vectrex
-Because who doesn’t want their video game console to look like the TV screen in the chest of Robocop 2?
Philips CD-i
-Besides giving us the shittiest Zelda game ever and having a controller that looks like a double-sided dildo head, it retailed for $700…in 1991 money.
3DO
-The Steam Machine of the early 90’s. Made by multiple companies and way overpriced to compete in the home market, yet still sold 2 million consoles. Goldstar made one. GOLDSTAR!
Virtual Boy
-Imagine a 3DS that weighed 5 pounds, sat on a stand (because taping it to your head hurt, FYI), had two d-pads and could only be played in a red color that I can only imagine being used in futuristic dystopian societies to light our crime-ridden streets.
Sega Nomad
How awesome would a portable Genesis be? Pretty awesome if it didn’t have to use 6 AA batteries for five hours of play. Heat from the back of the unit may also scald children’s skin. Not a good PR move.
Teasing my eyes and ears with new Dragon Age: Inquisition footage will get you everywhere, Bioware.
So much pretty. Want to see more.
Dragon Age: Inquisition releases on October 7th.
My body is ready.
While EA’s first UFC game is receiving middling to decent reviews, the glitches in the MMA title are worthy of a perfect score, especially when watched with commentary by (fake) Mike Goldberg and Joe Rogan.
Be careful watching this around people. I laughed till I cried, I sh** you not.
“Alex goes for the leg, gets a hold of a ghost that has been haunting the arena.”