Category: Movies

  • Review: The LEGO Movie

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    Besides being the bane of bare feet everywhere, LEGO’s have been a part of our upbringing for over 60 years. Few companies can claim that the height of their popularity began in their second half-century, but with each new franchise Lego associates itself with, they close the cultural and age divide of their fans. This has become apparent in the fact that I was at a video game store buying Lego Batman 2 next to a mother buying it for her child or how I try to justify paying $150 for a Lego Hobbit set being (almost) in my mid-30’s.

    Now the inevitable has happened; a full-length movie based on the blocks themselves. The reigns were given to Phil Lord and Christopher Miller who have made a niche for themselves in two very different franchises (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs & 21 Jump Street). They have expertly combined these two vastly different types of comedy and created a very special thing: a movie that is as good to watch as an adult as it is a kid.

    The LEGO Movie follows everyman, Emmet (Chris Pratt), a construction worker who gets up, goes to work, buys overpriced coffee, watches the same show as everyone else and basically conforms to the life society has told him to live. The social commentary in the first ten minutes is palpable even through the laughter. It is just the beginning of self-awareness you will watch for 100 minutes.

    After work one day Emmet notices a woman snooping around the construction site and as he follows her he accidentally happens upon the Piece of Resistance. It becomes fused to Emmet and he is taken to be interrogated by Bad Cop (Liam Neeson). Soon, the woman, Wyldstyle (Elizabeth Banks), comes to his rescue and takes Emmet to see Vitruvius (Morgan Freeman) who pronounces Emmet to be the “special”. The one to take the Piece of Resistance and stop Lord Business (Will Ferrell) from unleashing the mysterious “Kragle” destroying the LEGO world as they know it.

    Only problem being that Emmet is not a master builder, meaning his ideas appear to be pretty much useless.

    Emmet, Wyldstyle and Vitruvius make their way to a secret meeting of master builders including Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Shaquille O’Neal, Michelangelo (the artist), Michelangelo (the Ninja Turtle), Gandalf and Dumbledore to name a few.

    Side note: Morgan Freeman’s dialogue with Gandalf and Dumbledore is worth the price of admission alone.

    Emmet is scorned for not being the “special” and has to prove to everyone that if they all work together, they can defeat Lord Business. Their journey is a frantic one as they are continually being hunted by Bad Cop over various LEGO sets that give a good history lesson to the little plastic blocks. All the while Emmet pines for the affection of Wyldstyle who is currently dating Batman (Will Arnett), who even writes a song for his girlfriend about being an orphan and dark.

    Speaking of Batman’s love song; The LEGO Movie’s soundtrack is expertly handled by Devo’s Mark Mothersbaugh, who has also done the music to multiple Wes Anderson films as well as Nickelodeon’s Rugrats. The film’s theme song “Everything is Awesome” (written by Shawn Patterson) plays a prominent role throughout. Tegan and Sara teamed up with The Lonely Island (yes, from Jizz in my Pants) to sing what is perhaps the greatest song ever performed in human history. I oversell, but seriously, try and have a bad day listening to this.

    The voice casting is as close to perfect as you can get. You already know that Morgan Freeman will be awesome because…Morgan Freeman. We also get the likes of Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill in a nice bit of back and forth as Superman and Green Lantern, giving fans of 21 Jump Street some fun fan service, Alison Brie, Charlie Day (who goes full-on Sunny in one scene), Will Forte and Nick Offerman. We even get Anthony Daniels and “Sweet” Billy Dee Williams as C-3PO and Lando for God’s sake!

    Second side note: Liam Neeson’s Good Cop voice will haunt my dreams forever.

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    Even as The LEGO movie winds down with an epic battle it does something unexpected; it hits you right in the feels. I will not give anything away, but it is sufficient to say, when it is revealed what is in the abyss and the movie reaches its climax, prepare for a gut punch that only an adult can feel.  I almost had a Toy Story 3 moment…almost (don’t make me go there again).

    I was expecting good things out of The LEGO Movie and even those expectations were far exceeded. It is increasingly funny the farther along the story goes and will make you feel what it was like to be a kid again, then brings you back to remind you that you are an adult, but it is still never too late to be special.

    Everything is awesome, indeed (at least for 100 minutes).

     

  • Weekend Box Office- February 7-9, 2014

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    There is a joke here about The LEGO Movie’s success and a brick house but I will avoid that altogether. Simply put, The LEGO Movie opened HUGE.

    Projections had it bringing in $45-50 million and that was blown away with $69.1 million. This is another notch in the belt of Phil Lord and Christopher Miller who have already found success with the Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs franchise as well as 21 Jump Street and its soon to be released sequel.

    George Clooney and Matt Damon had to settle for saving the world’s art in second place. The Monuments Men grossed $22.7 million for a decent placing against its competition. The rest of the top ten fell into place like it has looked for the past month except for new release Vampire Academy which opened anemic with $4.1 million.

    1. The LEGO Movie- $69.1 million/ $69.1 million

    2. The Monuments Men- $22.7/ $22.7

    3. Ride Along- $9.4/ $105.1

    4. Frozen- $6.9/ $368.6

    5. That Awkward Moment- $5.4/ $16.8

    6. Lone Survivor- $5.3/ $112.5

    7. Vampire Academy- $4.1/ $4.1

    8. The Nut Job- $3.8/ $55.0

    9. Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit- $3.6/ $44.4

    10. Labor Day- $3.2/ $10.1

     

  • Paul Bettany Trades In J.A.R.V.I.S. For The Vision In Avengers: Age Of Ultron

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    The Avengers: Age of Ultron cast is getting larger as Paul Bettany, better known as the voice of J.A.R.V.I.S. in Iron Man and the weird monk who beats himself bloody for God in The Da Vinci Code, will become The Vision.

    The Vision is an android created by Ultron to do his bidding against his creator, Hank Pym, but ultimately turns on Ultron and joins The Avengers. He then begins a relationship with Scarlet Witch which always reminds me of the “Robosexual” episode of Futurama.

    Now since it appears Tony Stark will be the creator of Ultron instead of Pym in Age of Ultron, they could conceivably combine the J.A.R.V.I.S. character with The Vision in some way. With Ultron turning on Stark he could make J.A.R.V.I.S. into a android creation and call him Vision.

    The Avengers: Age of Ultron releases on May 1, 2015.

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  • Frozen’s “Let It Go” Becomes Much More In Star Trek’s “Make It So”

    The “in” thing recently is making all types of different versions of “Let It Go” from Disney’s Frozen. Some are good, some are shit.

    Then there are very few that are as good as taking footage from Star Trek: First Contact and writing and entirely new song called “Make It So”.

    Geek band Debs & Errol gain extra pips on their collar for this effort.

  • Gary Oldman In Talks For Star Wars: Episode VII

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    File this under: Next time you give J.J. Abrams shit, remember he gets some stuff right.

    There has been no confirmed casting for Star Wars: Episode VII as of yet but Gary Oldman has officially stated that he has been contacted about being in the next installment.

    “They’ve called, yeah. I’m more cynical about it (casting) now, I believe it when I’m on the plane home. You know, the deal isn’t done (until then). But yeah, they’ve inquired.”

    If they can get Oldman on board it has to be a huge win for Abrams and Co. for the next trilogy. Who would you like to see Oldman portray in Episode VII? A Jedi Knight? Sith Lord? Zorg? Let us know!

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  • Transformers: Age Of Extinction Super Bowl Spot

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    “Hey Optimus, say hello to your mother for me.”

    If I can see Grimlock and hear Mark Wahlberg say something to this effect then Transformers: Age of Extinction may have some redeeming qualities.

    Two redeeming qualities to be exact. Two more than Revenge of the Fallen and one more than Dark of the Moon (that one would be Lester Speight).

  • New Full-Length Trailer For Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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    So even though Captain America: The Winter Soldier doesn’t open till April 4th can we just go ahead and agree that it has won the summer movie season?

    And I haven’t even seen the movie yet.

    The first trailer released last year focused on the political games going on in this sequel but this newest trailer goes for more straight up “Winter Soldier kicking ass, looking just like he leapt out of Brubaker’s mind, holy shit look at The Falcon, now see Black Widow (giggity), seriously how stupidly good does Winter Soldier look, MORRRRRE FALCON!” action.

    Excuse me while I put this Trapper Keeper on my lap.

    For you young people, that is an older way of saying I am hiding a boner.

  • Weekend Box Office- January 30- February 2, 2014

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    Super Bowl weekend is routinely a bad weekend at the box office. Of course, if people knew what kind of boring game they were in store for last night they might have went to see a movie instead of buying lots of food and sitting through four hours of a bird raping a horse.

    Ride Along won the top spot for the third week in a row with only $12.2 million. The rest of the top ten shook out like previous weeks with Forzen, The Nut Job and Lone Survivor trailing. That Awkward Moment finished in third with $9 million. Still, if you are Zac Efron you have to feel good about yourself that there are $9 million worth of people that want to see your naked ass.

    1. Ride Along- $12.2 million/ $92.9 million

    2. Frozen- $9.3/ $360.0

    3. That Awkward Moment- $9.0/ $9.0

    4. The Nut Job- $7.6/ $50.2

    5. Lone Survivor- $7.1/ $104.8

    6. Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit- $5.4/ $38.9

    7. Labor Day- $5.3/ $5.3

    8. American Hustle- $4.3/ $132.1

    9. The Wolf of Wall Street- $3.5/ $104.0

    10. I, Frankenstein- $3.5/ $14.4

     

  • Batman Vs. Superman Casts Its Lex Luthor And Alfred

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    Warner dropped a bombshell in casting news for Zack Snyder’s untitled Batman vs. Superman movie.

    Jesse Eisenberg has been cast to play Superman’s nemesis Lex Luthor and Jeremy Irons will take over the role of Alfred.

    First impressions of this massive news? I think Eisenberg will knock it out of the park. I am sure the trolls are already out crapping all over the news but this is a great choice. Why? Go watch The Social Network, for which Eisenberg was nominated for an Oscar.

    That’s fu**ing Lex Luthor in his 30’s!!!

    I think his Luthor will be similar to a Zuckerberg with a beyond genius I.Q.

    The Jeremy Irons casting is just gravy. When you can go from Michael Caine in Nolan’s trilogy to Irons, you have made another winning decision.

    The Man of Steel sequel releases on May 6, 2016. Read the official press release below.

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    Warner Bros. Pictures announced today that Jesse Eisenberg has been set to star as Lex Luthor and Jeremy Irons will play Alfred in the upcoming Zack Snyder untitled Superman/Batman film. The dual announcement was made today by Greg Silverman, President, Creative Development and Worldwide Production, and Sue Kroll, President, Worldwide Marketing and International Distribution, Warner Bros. Pictures.

    Snyder stated, “Lex Luthor is often considered the most notorious of Superman’s rivals, his unsavory reputation preceding him since 1940. What’s great about Lex is that he exists beyond the confines of the stereotypical nefarious villain. He’s a complicated and sophisticated character whose intellect, wealth and prominence position him as one of the few mortals able to challenge the incredible might of Superman. Having Jesse in the role allows us to explore that interesting dynamic, and also take the character in some new and unexpected directions.”

    The director added, “As everyone knows, Alfred is Bruce Wayne’s most trusted friend, ally and mentor, a noble guardian and father figure. He is an absolutely critical element in the intricate infrastructure that allows Bruce Wayne to transform himself into Batman. It is an honor to have such an amazingly seasoned and gifted actor as Jeremy taking on the important role of the man who mentors and guides the guarded and nearly impervious façade that encapsulates Bruce Wayne.”

     

  • Three New Character Posters For Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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    The poster blitz has begun for Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Three new posters featuring Cap, Black Widow and Nick Fury have just been released. If we are going by the rule of three I would guess that Winter Soldier, Falcon and Robert Redford’s Alexander Pierce will be next up.

    Let’s talk about my future ownership of the Black Widow poster…

    Dibs.

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