Author: Scott Simmons

  • Avengers: Age Of Ultron Trailer Makes Me Want A World Run By James Spader

    If only for that voice. The Blacklist won’t run forever and watching Boston Legal only gets you so far.

    A bit of a snafu happened when the first trailer for Avengers: Age of Ultron leaked online a week ahead of its debut on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Instead of trying to find and delete it, Marvel did the best thing possible, they went ahead and released the official one and blamed Hydra for the leak.

    Even Marvel fails upward.

    Will the trailer make your life better? Maybe not, but it can definitely help with certain things: wife leaving, sinus problems, indigestion.

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  • The X-Men: Days Of Future Past Honest Trailer Even Knows Quicksilver Was Awesome

    I really liked X-Men: Days of Future Past. I thought it successfully brought together both generations of X-Men movies and did the comic movie world a favor by erasing the events of X-Men 3. Even the guys at Honest Trailers admit that it was a fun ride with their newest video.

    Like with X-Men comics, it is best to ignore timeline problems. You will just make your head hurt.

     

  • Six Things About Super Smash Bros. For Wii U Before Nintendo Direct “50 Things”

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    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U is rapidly approaching its November 21st release date and Nintendo will be holding a Nintendo Direct on October 23rd at 5PM CST that will show 50 “must-see things” for the brawler.

    To give you a head start, here are six things we know about Super Smash Bros. for Wii U.

     1. I will be Villager from Animal Crossing and I will kick your ass.

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    2. There will be punching and kicking in the faces, asses and balls of your favorite childhood characters.

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    3. Multiple old-school arguments will arise when your friend beats you as Sonic and says “see, I told you Sega was better”.

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    4. A secret mode will be shown where if you lose to the Wii Fit trainer you have to get your Wii Fit pad out of the closet and do any exercise the game tells you before continuing.

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    5. When someone touches your special Gamecube controller without asking to play, you may assault their groinal regions at will.

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    6. This game should convince some to buy a Wii U. They will not because they have talked shit about the system for two years and can’t admit that it is really fun to have.

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  • Master Chief Needs A 20GB Day One Patch To Finish The Fight In Halo: MCC

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    Hope you weren’t planning on playing Halo: Master Chief Collection right away when you get home on November 11th. The game will need a day one patch that runs 20GB for features and multiplayer content. If you have an average internet connection you might as well hit install, go and watch Interstellar for a third time (that won’t be just me right?), get a rice bowl from Chipotle and head back home.

    Let’s face it, this shouldn’t be a surprise. There are four full Halo games with over 100 multiplayer maps and two disappointing campaign endings to redesign.

  • Warner Reveals DC Movie Release Dates, Casts The Flash

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    Warner Bros. opened the floodgate today on DC Comics movie news. They released dates for nine movies based on DC characters including TWO Justice League movies (both directed by Zack Snyder) and announced the casting of Ezra Miller as The Flash, who will appear in Justice League and his own movie. This puts to rest any rumors that Arrow or The Flash TV series will have anything to do with the DC movie universe.

    Justice League will come out in 2017 only one year after Batman v Superman as rumors suggested. Suicide Squad, directed by David Ayer (Fury) is Warner’s second DC movie of 2016 following Batman v Superman. We should hear more about casting for the Squad soon.

    There are two DC movies per year starting in 2016 until 2020. Wonder Woman leads the way in 2017 with a June release while Justice League will avoid the summer of 2017 and stake its claim as the biggest movie of the holiday season. The Flash will open in March 2018 which is smart since it is not in the middle of the summer onslaught and should find a good audience. Aquaman with Jason Momoa has a harder task with a July 2018 release especially if audiences aren’t accepting of the character in Justice League.

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    Shazam starring The Rock as Black Adam starts 2019 with Justice League Part 2 in June. 2020 seems to be the year that has the most questions with a solo Cyborg movie and a rebooted Green Lantern. Hopefully eight years is enough time to get the taste of the first film out of their mouths.

    This is certainly a balls out move by Warner, but a necessary one if they are going to compete with Marvel in theaters. They have to stick to their guns, even if some of these movies are only moderate successes.

    Check out the schedule below.


    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – March 25, 2016

    Suicide Squad – August 5, 2016

    Wonder Woman – June 23, 2017

    Justice League Part One – November 17, 2017

    The Flash – March 23, 2018

    Aquaman – July 27, 2018

    Shazam – April 5, 2019

    Justice League Part Two – June 14, 2019

    Cyborg – April 3, 2020

    Green Lantern – June 19, 2020

     

  • WWE 2K15 Season Pass Details

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    The Season Pass for WWE 2K15 will feature three new stories for the 2K Showcase and a host of new wrestlers and moves. Each will be individually priced or you can get the Season Pass for $24.99. Buying the Season Pass will also let you play as Paige, which is worth $25 for people like me. Sad people like me.

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    • Players will gain instant access to all unlockable content available in the game (excluding downloadable content).
    • The Accelerator will be available for a suggested price of $1.99.

    2K Showcase: One More Match

    • Story focused on the rivalry between WWE Superstars Randy Orton and Christian in 2011.
    • Playable WWE Superstars: Christian, Randy Orton, Edge, Mark Henry and Sheamus.
    • Playable arenas from 2011: SmackDown®, Extreme Rules®, Over the Limit® and Capitol Punishment®.
    • 2K Showcase: One More Match will be available for a suggested price of $9.99.

    2K Showcase: Hall of Pain

    • Story focused on top matches for WWE Superstar Mark Henry.
    • Playable WWE Superstars: Mark Henry, Big Show, Kane, Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso, Sheamus, The Great Khali, Randy Orton, Daniel Bryan and Ryback.
    • Playable arenas: SmackDown (2011), Vengeance® (2011) and WrestleMania® 29
    • 2K Showcase: Hall of Pain will be available for a suggested price of $9.99.

    2K Showcase: Path of the Warrior

    • Story focused on the career of WWE Hall of Famer Ultimate Warrior.[/b]
    • Playable WWE Hall of Famers: Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant and Sgt. Slaughter.
    • Playable WWE Legends: Honky Tonk Man, Rick Rude, Macho King and Colonel Mustafa.
    • Playable WWE Superstars: Undertaker and Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
    • Access to WWE Hall of Fame ring announcer Howard Finkel and WWE managers Jimmy Hart, Bobby Heenan, Paul Bearer, Sherri, Sid Justice and General Adnan.
    • Playable arenas: WrestleMania VI, VII and XII; SummerSlam® (1988, 1990 and 1991); Saturday Night’s Main Event XXIV and Madison Square Garden®.
    • 2K Showcase: Path of the Warrior will be available for a suggested price of $9.99.

    WCW Pack

    • Playable WCW Superstars: Fit Finlay, Lord Steven Regal, Bam Bam Bigelow, Diamond Dallas Page and Lex Luger.
    • The WCW Pack will be available for a suggested price of $7.99.

    NXT Arrival

    • Playable NXT Superstars: JBL, Adam Rose and The Ascension (Konnor and Victor).[/b]
    • Playable NXT Diva: Emma.
    • NXT Arrival will be available for a suggested price of $6.99.

    New Moves Pack

    • Moves Pack: More than 30 new moves, including an alternate version of Sister Abigail (performed from the ring corner and made popular by Bray Wyatt) and Multiple Gut Wrenches (made popular by Cesaro).
    • The New Moves Pack will be available for a suggested price of $3.99.
  • Robert Downey, Jr. Signs For Cap 3. Civil War Coming To Marvel Movies

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    Robert Downey, Jr. was teasing a big Marvel announcement last week during his press tour for The Judge and he was not joking. RDJ is finalizing a deal to be in Captain America 3 that will kick off the Civil War storyline in Marvel movies.

    Civil War was Marvel’s big event in 2006 that saw Iron Man and Captain America at odds over the Superhero Registration Act that made vigilantes register their real identities with the US government and act under regulations. Looks like we will get more tension between the heroes that we saw in the first Avengers.

    Downey’s role was going to be a small part in Cap 3, but the star convinced Marvel for a bigger part which comes with a bigger paycheck. He will make $40 million for his appearance along with percentage of gross if Cap 3 does better than The Winter Soldier at the box office.

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    As many know, the Civil War storyline ended with the death of Captain America at the hands of a brainwashed Sharon Carter and Crossbones (whose character, Brock Rumlow was introduced in The Winter Soldier). With Chris Evans’ contract ending after Avengers 3 you wonder if the movies will mirror the comics.

    Marvel’s plan is for Civil War to have effects all the way to Avengers 4 that will have Tony Stark creating a new team with Ant-Man, Doctor Strange and other heroes. So while we may not be getting Iron Man 4, we will definitely be getting plenty of Iron Man in other places.

     

  • I Ran (So Far Away). Middle-Earth: Shadow Of Mordor Review

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    Discretion Is The Better Part Of…You Know

    I crouched down looking at the number of orcs occupying the valley below me. There were around seven, though that did not stop my arrogance.

    I can take them.

    I leapt down and began swinging my sword and countering attacks. I got this, I have played the Batman: Arkham series. The controls are close, especially the counter system. In my bloodlust I did not notice one of the orcs blow his horn and before I knew it I was surrounded by sixteen enemies, one of them being a captain that I was in no shape to fight. Still, my bravado got the best of me and kept fighting.

    Then, I died. The captain got me and he was promoted to a higher rank and became more powerful in orc society.

    This was my first thirty minutes with Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor.

    Lesson #1 of Shadow of Mordor: get use to dying. It will happen. A lot. Here is the catch. Dying is not something to get upset about or yell at your screen even though you know it was your fault. Shadow of Mordor actually becomes more fun once you die a few times. It also helps to run away.

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    Whoever kills you, as I said before, will move up in rank, become more powerful and even remember you when you find him again. I certainly know the perverse pleasure in hunting down the orc who ran you through with his blade. Even when you find him and reveal yourself, they will have a quip ready about how they must not have done a good enough job killing you before. Your enemies remember you just as you remember the names of the ones who have bested you.

    This is all thanks to Shadow of Mordor’s “nemesis system” which takes the future of gaming enemies to the next level. The orcs you fight have ambition, they want to be the best. There is a hierarchy at work and you are not the only one affecting it by killing captains and warchiefs. These orcs will have internal strife, planning their next move to move up the leadership ladder.

    Each captain will have his own sets of strengths and weaknesses that are not known to you until you find out intel on them either through random items on the map or hunting down an orc that has knowledge of that captain. Once you know that a certain captain is afraid of fire or is vulnerable to a charged headshot with your bow, you can plan out your attack. You can even send off orcs with death threats to their captains or warchiefs which raises their power level while also raising the percentage you will get an epic rune drop to put on your weapons. I never would have thought I would use as much strategy in a game that borrows so much from others.

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    Don’t worry Tolkien purists, the story of Shadow of Mordor fits quite nicely into the years in between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. As Talion, a captain of Gondor, you begin the game watching your wife and son murdered in front of you before being killed yourself by The Black Hand of Sauron. Awakening in a shadow realm, you are joined by an elf wraith that has become attached to Talion and prevents him from dying. The wraith has amnesia and together you will search out the details of his past while hunting down the killers of your family.

    The game does a great job of connecting events in Tolkien’s universe in a believable way. I was worried going in that there would be some eye-rolling sequence of why Gollum has to be involved in the story, but it comes in a very natural way that made me enjoy the character again. Even when you find out the elven wraiths’ identity, you are left with an “ohhhh” moment that is satisfying.

    While some may knock Shadow of Mordor for taking aspects of Assassin’s Creed and the Batman: Arkham series, you can’t say they do not do it well. Traversing Mordor is a parkour affair along with climbing forge towers to activate fast travel to different parts of the map. Sound familiar? Likewise, combat is strictly Batman, if he had a longsword, bow and dagger and did not mind impaling and beheading anyone who dared crossed his path. It feels crisp and responsive just as in Rocksteady’s Arkham games which is a win, yet not a real 1 to 1 comparison.

    Of course, using these two games as your foundation comes with a few hiccups. You will encounter problems like latching onto walls when you are trying to escape in small spaces, jumping into the middle of an orc party when you meant to zipline on a rope across them as well as the good old Assassin’s Creed favorite of having trouble dropping from ledges.

    Likewise, combat, while working most of the time, won’t register your counters when big parties of orcs are around. To perform a combat execution (which is required to damage certain captains) you need to press two buttons at once. When you have a host of orcs surrounding you and you are trying to target a particular one, it becomes a toss up as to who will lose their head. These are not defining issues, just something you have to get past which is doable with how much fun I had with Shadow of Mordor.

    Luckily the makers knew when to change things up at the right time. Just when you think you have gotten a handle on the map of Mordor, you journey to another land that offers greener pastures (literally) which is a welcome change from the cold, dead rock edifices of Mordor. It gave me new energy to look around and learn a new place while enjoying the colored landscapes littered with ruined buildings.

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    Make Love, Not Warchiefs

    Mordor opens up even more when you fully open up your set of powers. When you learn the ability to control the orcs you dominate you can begin to play an epic game of political chess by having captains work their way to become a warchiefs bodyguard just to have them assassinate him and become your pawn that has his own army that will do your bidding. You can work your way to control every warchief, having an army that your enemies can not hope to defeat. I understand holding these powers for later on in the game for storytelling purposes, though I would have loved earlier access to try more machinations that my mind created.

    My video game history with Middle-Earth has been checkered to say the least. From Interplay’s The Lord of the Rings on SNES to The Third Age on Xbox, I have played it all. Hell, I even bought The Hobbit on Xbox in the early 2000’s. The one made by Sierra. Yeah, I have been burned plenty. Not here.

    You will spend well over 30 hours in Mordor if you want to find every trinket and complete side quests. None of it ever grew tiresome. Do you need to be a Tolkien fan to enjoy all the nuances and information in the appendices? It helps. Luckily all you need to enjoy Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor as a game is a love of well-crafted action with lively combat and a genuine feeling that you want something new in your enemies. It is the best game to ever use the Tolkien license. I would stake my finest batch of Old Toby on it.