Tag: The Stick of Truth

  • Review Roundup: South Park: The Stick Of Truth

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    It is finally time to head on down to South Park.

    Today sees the release of South Park: The Stick of Truth and it looks like the gods of comedy have shone down on the game. Despite some technical issues (resulting in the “not yet” score by Kotaku), the first reviews of South Park are saying it is a true representation of the show and one of the funniest games made.

    Sweet.

    IGN9/10

    “Speaking of the quiet Colorado mountain town, it is itself one of the stars of The Stick of Truth. For the first time in the series’ history, it has been fully mapped out and given official geographical context. As a superfan who’s seen every episode of the show, I spent the first two to three hours of Stick of Truth exploring every kid’s house and each recognizable location, and from Stan’s bedroom closet (be sure to check it!) to Stark’s Pond and South Park Elementary, they’re all packed incredibly densely with in-jokes. Even every piece of inventory junk loot I collected is a show reference with a funny description attached to it.”

    Polygon8.5/10

    “But as well constructed as the mechanics are, Stick of Truth work so well as a South Park vessel because it puts the story first. Without spoiling anything, the boys’ game soon triggers a crisis that threatens not only the town of South Park but the planet itself.

    Game Informer8.5/10

    “I can’t think of a better way to bring this franchise to gaming consoles. The RPG format allows for a ton of funny items and sidequests, the objectives are unlike anything else in the genre, everything moves along at a solid pace, and the overall feel is distinctly South Park. It’s one of the most faithful adaptations of a license I’ve seen, and it ranks among the best comedic games ever released.”

    KotakuNOT YET

    “In general, wandering through South Park is a ton of fun—which, for me, just made those stuttering issues even more annoying. I wanted to take my time, saunter around the city, and soak in every moment of the game, but it’s tough to really get into a game like Stick of Truth when things don’t run smoothly.”

    EGM8.5/10

    The Stick of Truth is finally the game Parker and Stone have wanted to represent their beloved comedy series. Not only does it pay tribute to some of the show’s best moments, but it also builds new lore on top of that. As a game—and not just a story—it certainly could be better, but South Park fans will still feel immensely satisfied with the effort.

    Joystiq3.5/5

    “How you’ll feel about South Park: The Stick of Truth comes down to how you prefer the peanut butter to chocolate ratio in this weird little flavor mash-up. To get the most out of it, you have to buy into its world; you have to play pretend. More than that, you’re going to want to know the kids you’re playing with. If you’re well-versed in South Park history and can imagine cookies as a “health potion,” you’re off to a good start. If you can also forgive the repetitive nature of combat and some uninspired quests, it’s worth taking up arms – or dildos – for The Stick of Truth‘s hilarious, disgusting adventure.

  • South Park: The Stick Of Truth Offers 13 Minutes Of Gameplay. This Is Why Games Are Made

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    Is it weird that if you miss turn-based RPG games that your best bet may be South Park: The Stick of Truth?

    See what awaits you with 13 minutes of gameplay that shows how your character is introduced to Cartman, Butters and others. You also get to see how the game’s controls work with a battle wheel that is used for attacks and specials. It feels like the most fu**ed up game of Mario RPG ever.

    South Park: The Stick of Truth will (finally) release on March 4th.

  • South Park: The Stick Of Truth Delayed Again To March 2014

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    Photo courtesy gamespot.com

    More bad news for South Park fans as Ubisoft has delayed South Park: The Stick of Truth again. The game will now release on March 4, 2014.

    Trey Stone and Matt Parker have been closely involved with the project to ensure that it is like playing an actual episode of South Park.

    Ubisoft North America president Laurent Detoc was surprisingly honest about the delay:

    “Within three weeks after acquiring the game, we sadly realized we had to turn this thing upside down if we hoped to deliver the experience everybody wanted. It’s been such a major overhaul to get to the point where we are that we couldn’t let it go, even if that meant missing December.”

    While this certainly does suck worse than a bowl of chili made of Scott Tenorman’s parents, if it means the game will be a more polished and quality game I am all for it.

    Ubisoft also released this seven minute gameplay trailer today as the boys hunt down The Bard on their quest for The Stick of Truth.

  • South Park: The Stick Of Truth Releasing December 10th, New Trailer And Collector’s Edition Unveiled

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    Photo courtesy egmnow.com

    At last we now know when we can help Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Butters, Timmy, Jimmy and the rest of the South Park crew find The Stick of Truth. Ubisoft has announced that the game developed by Obsidian will be released on December 10th.

    Also a collector’s edition has been shown which will cost $79.99 and come with a 6″ Cartman grand wizard figure, a “hand drawn” map of the South Park Kingdom and the Ultimate Fellowship Pack which has four costumes with special abilities.

     

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    Photo courtesy ign.com

     

    Take a look at the new hilarious trailer below. It is your deeee…your deess…your deeee
    http://youtu.be/NjWSoREKHs8

  • South Park: The Stick Of Truth At Last Has A Release Date

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    Photo courtesy airingnews.com

    And at last, the heavens open up and the Lord has seen fit to bestow upon us a definitive release date for [amazon_link id=”B006IOAHPK” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]South Park: The Stick of Truth[/amazon_link]. Parker and Stone be praised.

    The long awaited game was caught up in all of the THQ drama of late last year and finally found a home at Ubisoft. The game is now scheduled to release on November 19th. Check out the trailer in which Stan Marsh bestows upon you the long, lost art of destructive farts.