Tag: The Order

  • I Didn’t Know You Were Called Dennis: The Order: 1886 Review

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    The Order’s story is too short. The Order’s cutscenes are too long. It is a Gears of War clone.

    Blah blah blah.

    The question I asked myself after finishing The Order, despite all the previous complaints from other reviews being true, did I have fun with The Order: 1886?

    Yes. Yes, I did.

    Alright. Good review. Thanks for coming.

    In all honesty, some of the crap that has been heaped on The Order is founded. I would have liked less cutscenes and more gameplay. The story stops right when it gets to a good start. I will play devil’s advocate here and say that while these things irked me, they also had a somewhat positive effect.

    The cutscenes are beautiful (like the rest of the game) and gave me time to appreciate what may be the best looking PS4 game yet. It is so much so that, more times than I care to mention, I would sit there for an undisclosed amount of time thinking the cutscene was still going when my character was standing there in gameplay wondering in his A.I. brain, “who the fuck is this artard that gets me shot in the face and doesn’t know when to move?”.

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    Playing as Galahad in a steampunk Victorian London for an order of knights that trace back to Arthur all while fighting werewolves has to be the most drug-induced game idea ever and since The Order was announced I have wanted to go to there. The story’s characters and plot are not the problem, pacing is. For the first two-thirds of the game The Order meanders around treating your playthrough like it is the first two hours of a twenty hour adventure. You should know that it is actually the first four hours of a six hour story.

    Here’s the thing; the last two hours set up a sequel that I fucking want to play. I just wish the developers had known when to push the gas pedal down instead of puttering along like an elderly lady on a Sunday drive.

    Gameplay is nothing new. By nothing new, I mean it is basically Gears of War. While some may mark off for this, for The Order, it is just enough. I am being shot at. I do not want to be shot in the dick, face or elsewhere so I need something to take cover behind. The mechanics and actual controls of the game are serviceable and can be expanded upon if there is a sequel.

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    When Sony unveiled The Order: 1886 over two years ago with a spooky trailer that made you wonder what was in the shadows, it made you think it would be Sony’s next big franchise. I was expecting more after such a long development cycle, but it turns out what was in the shadows wasn’t big and scary, just disjointed and underdeveloped.

    The Order: 1886 might not be the game we expected, yet there is still a decent time to be had despite its shortcomings. A franchise is here somewhere. We may just have to wait until 1887 to get it.

  • Just For Pun: Rating The Order: 1886 Review Subtitles

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    Reviews for the PS4 exclusive The Order: 1886 have been middling at best. I will be reviewing the game when I pick it up and from what most reviews have said, it shouldn’t take me long to finish (it never does).

    We will take a different approach to The Order since I have no review to offer you. I will review the taglines for the reviews for The Order, which range from brilliant to no effort at all. With the Victorian setting and Arthurian names the game is ripe for the subtitle picking.

    “Gears of Yore”- NeoGAF

    8.5/10

    Starting off strong. Sterling wanted this one but GAF beat him to it.

    “Short Order”- Jim Sterling

    8.0/10

    His backup was still strong and worth a good score.

    “The Struggle Within”- IGN

    6.5/10

    Don’t forget, as all IGN commenters do not realize, that 6.5 is “good”.

    “Uncompromising Cinematic Vision”- Game Informer

    5.5/10

    No pun intended I believe. Just there.

    “There’s a word for games like The Order: 1886. Rental.”- Giant Bomb

    8.0/10

    Go right for the throat. I like it.

    “7 hours out of ten.”- Eurogamer

    9.5/10

    Bringing it strong. This is how you do it.

    “From hell”- Gamespot

    8.0/10

    Like the Johnny Depp reference. Gets a bump up for that.

    “A half baked PS4 launch game…15 months late”.- EGM

    7.0/10

    Good enough to be memorable.

    “Not enough chaos.”- Destructoid

    6.0/10

    No pun (or fun) intended.

    “London calling”- Polygon

    7.5/10

    Should be higher but I am a Last of Us fan. If you get it, you get it.

    “Ready at dawn, finished by the afternoon”- Videogamer

    10/10

    Winner, winner. Everyone see this? Do more of this.

     

  • Get Victorian With 15 Minutes Of Gameplay From The Order:1886

    Fall 2014 has been a weird gaming period for me. I liked Destiny (while it lasted), lost many hours to Shadow of Mordor then came disappointment. I have not connected with Dragon Age much, Far Cry 4 could not hold a candle to its predecessor and WWE 2K15 has been an utter fart in the wind.

    Maybe things can get turned around early next year. Dying Light comes in January and The Order: 1886 in February. If you have wanted to see more actual gameplay instead of cutscenes here is 15 minutes of footage from the zeppelin mission shown at the Playstation Experience. I was expecting Gears of (Victorian) War and I was right. This is what I want.

    The Order: 1886 releases on February 20, 2015.

  • E3 2014- Damn, Is 2015 Going To Be Awesome

     

     

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    E3 is over. While that may make you sad to hear, remember that E3 is not the end all of gaming shows. Hell, if we are being honest it is barely holding onto third best show after Gamescom and PAX and followed by TGS in fourth.

    If this year’s E3 taught us anything it was that 2015 is going to be a clusterfu** of amazing games. There are plenty of fun times ahead this year with Far Cry 4, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Destiny, Shadow of Mordor, Alien: Isolation, Super Smash Bros. and the like, but if we are being honest, companies were squarely focused on the huge titles that will (presumably) be in consoles next year.

    If most of these titles hold serve and release next year, 2015 will be one of the biggest years in video game history. Take a look at the lineup expected to hit next year.

    The Witcher 3
    http://youtu.be/2wNiiQpDPJE

    Mortal Kombat X

    Batman: Arkham Knight

    Halo 5: Guardians

    The Order: 1886

    Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End

    Rise of the Tomb Raider

    Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

    Dying Light

    Bloodborne

    The Division
    http://youtu.be/WxjhXCYUpk0

    No Man’s Sky

    The Legend of Zelda Wii U

    Yoshi’s Woolly World

    Star Wars: Battlefront

    Xenoblade Chronicles

    Dead Island 2
    http://youtu.be/E6FrU0p7ijw

    Will all of these be released next year? Doubtful (I am looking at you Zelda and Battlefront). Yet, there is an over-abundance of triple-A titles coming in 2015 and then you add in the dozens of indie titles coming, you won’t be able to throw a fat guy in any direction without hitting a good game.

    But really, if you can throw a fat guy any kind of distance you should not be playing games. Maybe do those ESPN strong man competitions. Chop wood, flip tires, have a really long name that sounds like an angry German screaming.

    You go do that. I will play some games.