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Tag: Sharks

  • Assassin’s Creed IV Is Gonna Make You Want A Bigger Boat

    Photo courtesy attackofthefanboy.com
    Photo courtesy attackofthefanboy.com

    In this new video posted by Eurogamer we get a good look at Assassin’s Creed IV’s shark hunting. The more I watch of ACIV and the more I see they are bringing in my favorite parts of [amazon_link id=”B0050SXX88″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Far Cry 3[/amazon_link] it is really going to piss me off even more if this game does not live up to the hype like Assassin’s Creed 3.

    I am pretty sure people will be wondering what the hell is going on when they randomly hear me yell “ROY SCHEIDER!!!” every time I harpoon a shark.

    [amazon_link id=”B00BMFIXT2″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Assassin’s Creed IV [/amazon_link] releases on October 29th.

  • Assassin’s Creed To Call Of Duty: “F*** Your Dog, We Have A Shark.”

    Photo courtesy kotaku.com
    Photo courtesy kotaku.com

    I refuse to make a Sharknado joke. As easy as it would be, but I do think we all know that this scene would be even better if it was Louis Gossett, Jr. in that boat .

    That’s right. A Jaws 3-D reference.

    Check out Kotaku for the rest of the shots. [amazon_link id=”B00BMFIXOW” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Assassin’s Creed IV[/amazon_link] releases on October 29th.