Holy Sweet Baby Jesus do I want Rambo: The Video Game.
Why?
After watching the trailer you may begin to think I have lost my ability for cognitive thought and you may not be far off from the truth, but dammit, as bad as this game looks I want to play this. This game that looks like it was developed eight years ago and gives Rambo the most insanely wonderful, yet sh**y hair ever put in code.
I can hear your judgmental thoughts and I am fine with it. We all love some sh**. Why did I pay money to go see The Scorpion King in theaters? Hell, I don’t know, but I did.
Just remember, “they drew first blood, not me”.