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Tag: Rambo

  • Rambo: The Video Game Has A New Trailer. I Still Want This

    Here is a new trailer for Rambo: The Video Game that takes the iconic character through the events of the first three movies. Since hearing about this game early last year I have been very vocal about me wanting it despite the fact it looks completely outdated and may end up being an (at best) mediocre shooter. This trailer does nothing to change that, but dammit, I want to shut off my brain and take on Brian Dennehy and save Richard Crenna while exploding men with my massive armory of weapons.

    Let me have this.

    Rambo: The Video Game will release this year.

  • How Good And Bad Can The Rambo Video Game Be?

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    OK, I think I have this Rambo game down. The makers are wanting to invoke the same feelings you feel when you watch the movies. You constantly tell yourself it is killing your brain cells to watch Stallone for this long but then you can not deny the awesomeness of watching men blowing up from 50 calibers and knowing that they drew first blood.

    The new trailer for the game reveals that you will be going through the first three Rambo movies from the awesome First Blood and even helping the Afghans in Rambo III which shows you how much can change over the years.

    Watch the trailer and see guys explode from gunfire. Splat.

    Why do I want this game?

  • Rambo: The Video Game Looks Really Bad. Sign Me Up!

    Photo courtesy joystiq.com
    Photo courtesy joystiq.com

    Holy Sweet Baby Jesus do I want Rambo: The Video Game.

    Why?

    After watching the trailer you may begin to think I have lost my ability for cognitive thought and you may not be far off from the truth, but dammit, as bad as this game looks I want to play this. This game that looks like it was developed eight years ago and gives Rambo the most insanely wonderful, yet sh**y hair ever put in code.

    I can hear your judgmental thoughts and I am fine with it. We all love some sh**. Why did I pay money to go see The Scorpion King in theaters? Hell, I don’t know, but I did.

    Just remember, “they drew first blood, not me”.