Tag: Pete Holmes

  • Dhalsim: Kicking Ass For Peace Since 1991

    Ever wanted someone to call Dhalsim out on all his bullshit? Like why he practices yoga, a spiritual meditation of peace, and then kicks in people’s faces?

    Pete Holmes does just that here in his newest Street Fighter video featuring Kumail Nanjiani.

    Thankfully there are no extending body parts here. Yes, I am talking about penises.

  • Pete Holmes Is Ready For Some “Fun In The Chun”

    Pete Holmes has already taken Ryu to task about the new standards and practices for Street Fighter, now he has to do the same for Chun-Li.

    Let’s just all accept that growing up playing Street Fighter we did not always pick Chun-Li because of her fighting skills, but because of her short skirt, long legs and her need to do many split-legged attacks.

    God, that Street Fighter movie was straight from the devil’s taint. Sorry, random thought.

     

  • Pete Holmes Hits Ryu With The Legal Business

    The Pete Holmes Show returns with new episodes on February 24th and he is taking on a different set of opponents this season. Last year he played Professor X and took all of the X-Men to task about how horrible they really were. Now it looks like the world of video games is in his crosshairs.

    First up is Ryu from Street Fighter, played by Zack Morris himself, Mark-Paul Gosselaar. We all know of Ryu’s famous saying when he uses his special attacks…save one; that damn hurricane kick. Pete tries to get to the bottom of that.

  • Wolverine Was Just The First. Now Gambit Gets Axed By Professor X

    Photo courtesy youtube.com
    Photo courtesy youtube.com

    Professor X is on a roll with these X-Men layoffs. First, it was Wolverine and now everyone’s favorite Cajun is taken to task. Is anyone safe in this economy? If it is affecting The X-Men, no one is safe.

    Laissez les bons temps rouler.

  • Professor X Sends Wolverine To The Unemployment Line

    Comedian Pete Holmes, whose Funny or Die Batman videos are already stuff of internet legend, is back and this time he is taking on Wolverine’s uselessness as a member of The X-Men. He brings up the most obvious argument of their main villain being able to manipulate metal.

    Hilarity ensues…bub.