Tag: Liam Neeson

  • Liam Neeson Kill Map. I Want To Frame This

     

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    Reason # 4663 why the internet is amazing: this Liam Neeson Kill Map which shows the actor’s various forays into his murderous side.

    All of his greatest hits are here. From Darkman, Taken, Gangs of New York to Chronicles of Narnia included with a map key showing the different methods of death. Find it funny how he has two kills as Aslan the lion which has always been representative of Jesus in the C.S. Lewis series. Lion Jesus doesn’t take any sh**.

    Check out a biggified version here thanks to MovieViral.

  • Red Band Trailer For A Million Ways To Die In The West

    Seth MacFarlane’s follow-up to Ted, which surprised everyone with $550 million worldwide against a $50 million budget, is a wild west adventure titled A Million Ways to Die in the West. MacFarlane stars, co-wrote and directs the movie with a huge cast featuring; Charlize Theron, Neil Patrick Harris, Liam Neeson, Giovanni Ribisi, Amanda Seyfried and Sarah Silverman.

    A new red band trailer has been released for the movie so you know what that means:

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    Blazing Saddles it is not. I won’t write it off with a cast like this. There could be some good laughs to be had provided they were not all in the trailer.

    A Million Ways to Die in the West releases on May 30th.

  • Liam Neeson Is Taking A Ton To The Bank For Taken 3

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    You know what? I like the name of this post. Puns be damned.

    Guess who’s back for more gravely voiced, neck snapping fun?! Why it’s Liam Neeson who will reprise the role of Bryan Mills for a third Taken movie. His payday? A very hefty $20 million which puts him in the big daddy group of top earners in Hollywood.

    This is almost a no-brainer for EuropaCorp when you consider that Taken 2 made over $375 million worldwide off of a $45 million budget. Now the only thing to decide is who gets to be on Neeson’s bad side in the trilogy capper? I would like to suggest some little known about group of Inuit tribesman mafia in Alaska that does human trafficking through an intricate set of ice tunnels beneath the Earth.