Tag: Jupiter Ascending
-
Jupiter Ascending Review (From Someone Who Did Not See Jupiter Ascending)
When Earth is threatened with total destruction only Jackie from That 70’s Show can save us. Jupiter Ascending is the newest from The Wachowskis, who you can only assume have the ability of mind control for convincing Warner to give them $175 million dollars on the idea of Channing Tatum as a space elf and…
-
The Jupiter Ascending Trailer Inspires Me To Play A Game
That game is how long can I wait before I laugh uncontrollably to the point of almost depriving my brain of too much oxygen. I invite you to watch the trailer to the Wachowski’s Jupiter Ascending. They are following up Cloud Atlas with this sci-fi movie where Channing Tatum is some kind of bounty hunting elf…