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  • Tomorrowland Teaser Trailer Excites

    Here is what I knew about Disney’s Tomorrowland:

    1. It is based on the Disney attraction

    2. It is being directed by Brad Bird (The Incredibles, Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol)

    3. It stars George Clooney

    Disney has kept wraps on this project and I am glad since we live in a world of trailers that tell the plot and a hundred posters per release. So it is with great eagerness that I watched this teaser trailer and guess what happened? It teased me. Showing just enough to make me wonder what the heck is going on that I will want to see this opening weekend.

    Tomorrowland releases May 22, 2015.

  • First Cast Photo For ‘Girl Meets World’

    PEYTON MEYER, AUGUST MATURO, BEN SAVAGE, ROWAN BLANCHARD, DANIELLE FISHEL, SABRINA CARPENTER, COREY FOGELMANIS

    It is almost here!

    Disney has released the first cast photo for Girl Meets World featuring Cory and Topanga Matthews with their kids, Riley (center) and Auggie (center left). Let’s hope this starts a new age of continuing old shows with new installments.

    -The Full House spin-off that follows DJ and her super-Christian family as they try to save Stephanie from her meth addiction.

    – The Family Matters spin-off where Carl meets up with Bruce Willis and there is a long stare between them like they have met before.

    – The Step By Step spin-off where Cody kills Frank, but Carol wakes up and finds Frank in the shower. It was a dream all along!

    -The Perfect Strangers spin-off….OK, no one wants that.

  • Is The Honest Trailer For Frozen Better Than The Movie?

    Full disclosure: I have not seen Frozen yet. Now don’t go getting your iced over panties in a bunch, I fully intend to, but I think watching the Honest Trailer before the movie was a mistake.

    A wonderful mistake.

    It will definitely affect the way I watch the movie now. Though, with someone as jaded as me, this is probably a good thing.

  • New Poster For Maleficent Is Horny

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    Don’t get all uppity. You giggled inside at the title.

    Disney has revealed a new poster for Maleficent starring Angelina Jolie. I am also assuming this is how she looks to the kids she adopts every morning.

    “Please lady from Hackers, may I have some more?”

    “More?!”

  • Star Wars: The Clone Wars Coming To Netflix

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    Good news for Star Wars fans (like me) who never got to watch Star Wars: The Clone Wars in its entirety. The series’ five seasons including the unaired sixth season with the final 13 episodes will be available to stream on Netflix beginning March 7th.

    For me, this is great because I watched most of the first season but lost track and fell too far behind. Hooray for Netflix! Now I can marathon the show and feel like a Star Wars fan again.

    Star Wars: The Clone Wars was not allowed to finish out its run on Cartoon Network due to Disney’s purchase of LucasFilm. A new animated show, Star Wars Rebels, will debut on Disney XD at a later date.

  • And The “Please God, Let It Be True” Rumor Of The Day Goes To: Pixar May Make A Star Wars Movie

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    Latino Review has come across some rumors (which is what they are good at) about the Star Wars universe extending into the offices of Pixar.

    There are no firm details because this is pure rumor but the rationale makes complete sense with Disney owning both Star Wars and Pixar, so a combination is likely to happen sometime down the road. The thought of it does sound exciting.

    To anyone that would downplay this as a bad idea, I don’t get it. The Star Wars property is not hallowed ground that can only be touched by certain people. Pixar have made some of the best movies over the past twenty years whether they are animated or not and I, for one, want to see what they can do in a galaxy far, far away.

    Now if you will excuse me, I will go watch the first twenty minutes of Up and try to hold in the hurt.

  • Do You Wanna F*** A Snowman? This Hilarious Censored Frozen Video Does

    Frozen has become one of Disney’s biggest hits ever but how would things be if they were a bit more…not Disney?

    Check out this video of some scenes from the movie that have some very well placed bleeps for a whole new Frozen experience. I would pay money to have a version of the entire movie like this.

  • Maleficent Gets A New Trailer.

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    The first trailer for Maleficent, starring Angelina Jolie, was creepy, moody and got me excited to see the movie.

    This one…not so much.

    It has taken away any aspect of this being a movie solely about Sleeping Beauty’s villain and looks like a live-action telling of the children’s novel. I have seen Alice in Wonderland. I have seen Oz: The Great and Powerful. This new trailer makes it look like this will be more of the same instead of something unique.

    Take a look and let us know what you think.

    Maleficent releases on May 30th.

    http://youtu.be/NG5786fjozY

  • Jessica Chastain As Merida From Brave. Why Disney?

    Jessica Chastain as Princess Merida in Latest Disney Dream Portrait by Annie Leibovitz for Walt Disney Parks & Resorts

    So here is the always insanely beautiful Jessica Chastain dressed as Merida from Brave for the Disney Dream Portrait which advertises for all the Disney parks worldwide.

    To say that this gives me mixed feelings would be an understatement. Dammit Disney, I love Brave but now I am going to think of smoking hot Jessica Chastain whenever I watch it and I DON’T NEED TO DO THAT!

    Thanks a lot.

     

  • Teaser Trailer For Maleficent

    Disney has released the first trailer for next summer’s Maleficent. Angelina Jolie stars as the evil mistress who sets out to curse Princess Aurora. The movie will show how her character transforms from protector to villain which lead to the events in Sleeping Beauty.

    The trailer looks beautiful and already looks like it will be better than this year’s Oz, The Great and Powerful with its dark tones.

    Maleficent releases on May 30, 2014.