Category: Media

  • Talk About Your Bad Spoiler Alert: A Review of John Dies at the End

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    This past weekend, I was lucky enough to catch “John Dies at the End” during a Sunday matinee. An indie flick from the creative team that brought us “Bubba Ho-Tep,” this new venture walks that same line between sincere and silly. If you haven’t seen the former, I would suggest it based on Bruce Campbell’s performance alone.

    “John Dies”* opens with a creative twist on the old philosophical teaser concerning the persistence of an item’s identity if all of said item’s individual pieces are slowly replaced over time. Also, there’s a zombie. The story itself picks up with the lead character, Dave Wong, meeting with an investigative journalist in a run-down Chinese restaurant. The majority of the events in the film have already transpired, and Dave is recounting them in an effort to get his story “out there.”

    The film’s title character is Dave’s best friend and companion in the business of paranormal investigation and extermination. The plot revolves around the duo’s first encounter with the paranormal, and how it led to their current gig: John’s band played a show, the aftermath of which involved black goo, exploding Jamaicans, one-armed girls and topless cat women.

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    The movie feels like “Constantine” and “Evil Dead” had a baby with “The Hangover” as the midwife. Paranormal events and creatures are treated with appropriate weirdness at first, but the tone eventually shifts to a tongue-in-cheek casualness about it all. The effects are cheesy, but get the job done, especially when they’re not trying too hard. Case-in-point: There’s a scene in a trailer where the back room contains an aquarium with some kind of tentacled… thing floating in it. We never get too close, which only serves to heighten the menace.

    Dave and John feel like well-established individuals, and the supporting cast gives them a nice ensemble to play off of. Of particular note are Paul Giamatti as Arnie Bloodstone, the reporter and Clancy Brown as Dr. Albert Marconi, a new-aged spiritual guru who is more than he initially appears. My favorite performance was Glynn Turman as a character simply named Detective, a local cop who decides all of this hocus-pocus is just too much for his town.

    I won’t beat around the bush: “John Dies at the End” is not for everyone; Hell, the group I saw it with love this sort of thing and even a few of them didn’t get it. There’s also little-to-no chance it will come to a theater near you, meaning you can save that nine bucks and put it toward picking up the home video release instead.

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    Here’s a quiz: Do you own an “Evil Dead” film, or “Bubba Ho-Tep”? If not, have you at least seen them, and sought afterwards to see them again? If the answer isn’t a hearty yes, I’d pass. Otherwise, I won’t give too much else away, other than to say that at the end, John—

    Check out the trailer!

    http://youtu.be/Vy83MPk7Wpg

    [amazon_link id=”B00B04NJCG” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]John Dies at the End will be released on blu-ray and DVD April 2, 2013.[/amazon_link]

    *I can’t tell you how many versions of abbreviating that title I tried before settling on this one.

  • Might Morphin Power Avengers

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    We live in a culture of mash ups. It is inescapable. There are some winners and a whooole lot of losers.

    I consider this a winner.

    Someone has taken footage from The Avengers and created a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers style TV show opening for it. I will let you debate among yourselves about which Avenger is what color Ranger, but I hope we can all agree that Agent Coulson and Maria Hill are NO Bulk and Skull.

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  • Joss Whedon Blown Away By Iron Man 3’s Ending

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    Photo courtesy craveonline.com

    Well here is another reason to be even more excited for Iron Man 3 this May. Marvel president Kevin Feige has been making the rounds building up the hype machine for the Shane Black directed sequel and in a recent interview he may have gave the biggest reason to think that Iron Man 3 may be the best Marvel movie yet.

    There are a lot of suits in this movie. While it is both a movie in which he spends quite a bit of time outside of the suit, as you see it’s not working and he’s — and he’s with Ty in Tennessee, by the end of it we reveal that underneath the house, which is now covered with rubble, he’s got dozens and dozens of suits.

    And once, throughout the course of the movie, and all that rubble gets pulled aside by construction cranes, just when he needs them, he calls them to the rescue and we have what I think is the biggest most action-packed finale we’ve had. I showed the film to Joss Whedon, who is our writer-director of Avengers and who is currently working on Avengers 2, and he saw the finale of this and he goes, ‘Now what am I supposed to do now? What am I going to do in Avengers 2?’”

    So the ending of Iron Man 3 has Joss Whedon wondering how is going to top it in Avengers 2? Consider my excitement level at maximum thanks to Whedon and his damn opinion.

  • New Trailer For Despicable Me 2

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    Gru, Margo, Agnes, Edith and the minions are back this summer in Despicable Me 2. After settling into family life, Gru is kidnapped by the AVL (Anti-Villain League) in hopes that he can help defeat a new super-villain. The new trailer is full of minion goodness so have no worries.

    Despicable Me 2 releases on July 3rd.

  • New Trailer For Game Of Thrones Season 3

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    Damn there is too much good TV going right now. We are closing in on the end of The Walking Dead, Vikings is way better than I had thought it would be and Bates Motel premiered last night. Let’s not forget that we are also only a few short weeks away from Season 3 of Game of Thrones.

    HBO has released a new trailer with a ton of new footage in it including what I like to call “Brienne and Jaime’s Excellent Adventure”.

    Was that bear I saw? Hell yeah it was! Brienne doesn’t care! She takes what she wants!!

    Game of Thrones premieres on March 31st.

  • Thanos Is Set To Be Batista Bombed

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    Photo courtesy bodybuilding.com

    Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy has found its second member. Chris Pratt was cast a few weeks back as Peter Quill, the Star-Lord and now ex-WWE wrestler Dave Bautista is going to play Drax the Destroyer. Drax is a human that was given another body with special powers to take revenge on Thanos. With the movie’s budget I can be pretty sure that they will not just paint him green like an Orion slave girl from Star Trek.

    One interesting thought I just had. How rather odd would it be that Dave Bautista could see his star in Hollywood rise to the same level that The Rock has been working on for ten years after just one Marvel movie?

    Guardians of the Galaxy on August 1, 2014.

     

     

  • Screenwriter Damon Lindelof Discusses Star Trek Into Darkness Villain Secrecy

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    Photo courtesy screenrant.com

    In an interview with the L.A. Times Hero Complex, Damon Lindelof gave the reason why he thinks it is so important that audiences stay in the dark about who exactly Benedict Cumberbatch is playing in this summer’s Star Trek Into Darkness.

    “The audience needs to have the same experience that the crew is having. You’re Kirk, you’re Spock, you’re McCoy, so if they don’t know who the bad guy is going to be in the movie, then you shouldn’t know. It’s not just keeping the secret for secrecy’s sake. It’s not giving the audience information that the characters don’t have.”

    Well you certainly can’t fault him for that reasoning. I think many people are assuming that Cumberbatch will be playing Khan and I am certainly one of those. I am afraid that some have made such a huge deal out of this that no matter who he ends up being they will be disappointed. If he is Khan, you will have the Ricardo Montalban bandwagon crying foul and if he is a new villain, you will have a group that is pissed off that there Khan guess was wrong.

    I applaud the studio and actors for being able to keep the role a secret for this long. Mystery is the spice of life. Or is that cumin?

     

     

  • Pitch In And Kickstart A Veronica Mars Movie!

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    Let’s all play a game kids. It’s called “How Fast Can A Veronica Mars Movie Get Kickstarted?”

    Veronica Mars was one of the most fun and intelligent shows of the past decade. It was cancelled five years ago by the CW who airs shows like Beauty and the Beast and….is One Tree Hill still on? I don’t know. But things are looking up Mars fans! Series creator Rob Thomas has started a Kickstarter for a long rumored movie that would bring back the beautiful super sleuth. Kristen Bell is fully on board and ready to get to work also. So if you are a fan go and throw them a couple of bucks to show your support.

    I think it is safe to say that this will easily hit its goal. They are needing $2 million dollars to get started and in the time it has taken me to write this piece it has already grown from $934,000 to…..(let me see)….over $1,004,000 with 30 days left. This may be a Kickstarter record in the making.

    Check out the official Kickstarter page here to read a message from Rob Thomas and Kristen Bell about bringing Veronica Mars back.

  • Red Band Trailer For Kick Ass 2

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    I may complain about a whole lot of things, but when we live in a world that can actually give us Kick Ass 2 it can’t be all bad right? Except for the rampant murder, poverty and basic denial of human rights in places. Still…..It’s Kick Ass 2!!!

    Dave Lizewski and Mindy Macready’s exploits as Kick Ass and Hit Girl have spurred citizens to take up costumes of their own and fight crime including Jim Carrey as Colonel Stars and Stripes. But all is not well when the Red Mist morphs himself into The Motherfu**er and plans to take down all the heroes.

    In case you didn’t read the title too well, a reminder that the trailer is a red band, so there is blood and a lot of words that will make your mother blush unless you had the kind of mother that smoked cigarettes and said stuff like that to you all the time. Was she a stripper? Did she love you enough when you were a child?

    Kick Ass 2 releases in August.

  • The Stark’s Go To Dawson’s Creek And Play The Game Of 10 Things I Hate About You

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    Photo courtesy uproxx.com

    Does Game of Thrones have too much death, tits and incest for your liking? Is your version of drama a good night of One Tree Hill? Then you will definitely want to take a look at School of Thrones, a new web series that has just started on YouTube.

    The family warfare mixes with class cliques with very CW-like results. I got a bit of a kick out of it as all the characters were introduced. They were quite clever with matching up the personas well with high school life. Episode 1 is below and Episode 2 will be out on March 17th.

    A little tits and incest wouldn’t hurt either.

    Greyjoys!!