Category: Media

  • 22 Jump Street Has A Red-Band Trailer, Laughs Ensue

    Schmidt and Jenko are back and have been moved across the street. They have a new location and a new case where they head back to college and grow apart as they accept their new undercover roles a bit too much.

    Don’t forget this is a red-band trailer. So if you have young children around…earmuffs.

    22 Jump Street releases on June 13, 2014.

  • Teaser Trailer For Interstellar

    Check out the first trailer for Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar and realize that this is the very definition of a teaser. Not a lot is known about the sci-fi picture save for the short synopsis:

    “A group of explorers make use of a newly discovered wormhole to surpass the limitations on human space travel and conquer the vast distances involved in an interstellar voyage.”

    Of course Matthew McConaughey could read the ingredients to a bag of Sun Chips and it would probably turn me on.

    Interstellar releases November 7, 2014.

  • Weekend Box Office- December 13-15, 2013

    THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG

    Bilbo and company could not match the opening of An Unexpected Journey but still opened huge worldwide. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug opened to $73.7 million down from last year’s $84.7 million but should not be cause for worry. Many thought An Unexpected Journey’s opening was disappointing and it went on to gross $1 billion worldwide. After one weekend Desolation of Smaug is sitting at $205 million with worldwide totals.

    Tyler Perry released another Madea movie. This time a Christmas tale which I am sure involved her slapping kids, being funny and one of her family dealing with an abusive husband who ends up learning the true meaning of love just in time for the holidays. I swear I just made that up so if I guessed the plot of it I am sorry. Bringing in $16 million was on the low end for Madea but it was up against a lot of competition.

    1. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug- $73.7 million/ $73.7 million

    2. Frozen- $22.1/ $164.3

    3. Tyler Perry’s A Madea Christmas- $16.0/ $16.0

    4. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire- $13.1/ $356.9

    5. Thor: The Dark World- $2.7/ $198.1

    6. Out of the Furnace- $2.3/ $9.4

    7. Delivery Man- $1.8/ $27.9

    8. Philomena- $1.7/ $11.0

    9. The Book Thief- $1.6/ $14.8

    10. Homefront- $1.6/ $18.4

     

  • Sony Announces Venom And Sinister Six Films Are In The Works

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    Sony is banking on Spider-Man being their Marvel meal ticket. They have announced a trio of huge facts for the Spidey movie future.

    First is that writers Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman and Jeff Pinkner will be scripting The Amazing Spider-Man 3 with hopes director Marc Webb will return. It is set for release on June 10, 2016.

    Second and bigger is that Alex Kurtzman, Roberto Orci and Ed Solomon are scripting a Venom movie with Kurtzman taking the director’s chair. This should make fans of the villain happy hoping it can erase the memory of Spider-Man 3.

    Third and even bigger is that The Sinister Six are getting their own movie. The great thing about this is that Drew Goddard is writing the script and has the option to direct. He is the writer and show runner on the Daredevil series coming to Netflix and directed the wonderful Cabin in the Woods. He is also close to Joss Whedon so my thinking is that if Whedon is handling Marvel for Disney why not pick up one of his friends and cohorts to handle the Marvel side at Sony.

    Big things are ahead for Spider-Man and his rogues gallery. Are you entertained?

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  • First Trailer For Edge Of Tomorrow

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    Here is the trailer for Tom Cruise’s Edge of Tomorrow which was previously known as All You Need is Kill. Douglas Liman (The Bourne Identity) directs the sci-fi movie which sees Tom Cruise relive the same set of events over again, each time learning more and more about how to defeat alien invaders.

    Just think of it as Groundhog Day with guns, aliens and Emily Blunt in the Andie MacDowall role.

    Edge of Tomorrow releases on June 6, 2014.

    http://youtu.be/uE3JMfuPFdQ

  • Yes, Virginia There Is A Godzilla And The Trailer Is Awesome

    Can one trailer make me forget about Ferris Bueller and Moe Sizlack taxiing their way around New York and running away from lizard babies in Madison Square Garden?

    No, it can’t but it is a step in the right direction.

    They halo jump onto Godzilla. Fucking halo jump.

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  • The Jupiter Ascending Trailer Inspires Me To Play A Game

    That game is how long can I wait before I laugh uncontrollably to the point of almost depriving my brain of too much oxygen.

    I invite you to watch the trailer to the Wachowski’s Jupiter Ascending. They are following up Cloud Atlas with this sci-fi movie where Channing Tatum is some kind of bounty hunting elf and Mila Kunis is the future Queen of the Universe. I can’t believe I just typed that just as much as you can’t believe you read it. Already going out on a limb and calling this “Most Unintentionally Funny Serious Movie of 2014”. Am I the only one that got a weird David Lynch Dune vibe?

    Maybe I am not giving it a fair shake. I need to watch it again.

    Nope…made it 1:18 in and laughed.

  • Space Battleship Yamato 2199: A BSG Commemorative Review

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    I wanted to do something in honor of the tenth anniversary of the Battlestar Galactica reboot, other than drink heavily as I consider that the series began a full decade ago, when I was still young and full of hope. I’ve toyed with the idea of watching back through the series and doing an episode-by-episode breakdown; sometimes this has been a solo venture, other times I’ve enlisted others, but each attempt has crumbled before a single word is ever typed.

    Instead, what I bring you now is a show that got my attention specifically because someone referred to it as “Battlestar Galactica the Animated Series,” Space Battleship Yamato 2199. Quick history lesson: This show itself is a reboot of the original Space Battleship Yamato, which aired beginning in 1974, and involves a crew of misfit prodigals who, under the leadership of a seasoned military commander who commands exceptional loyalty and respect, must travel far into unknown space to seek a planet that may not even exist.

    Sound familiar? Of course it does, and anyone with even a rudimentary knowledge of both shows can tell you that the 1978 Battlestar Galactica might not even exist without Yamato, which saw success in the U.S. under the title Star Blazers. While the shows share as many differences as they do similarities, anyone who is a fan of one – and doesn’t have some sort of disdain for animated or older shows, respectively – will probably find enough to like in the other to warrant watching.

    Space Battleship Yamato 2199 begins with an engagement by the Earth fleet at the outskirts of the solar system against ships from the planet Garmillas. The Earth forces are completely overwhelmed by the attackers, with only a single ship surviving, but we quickly discover they were a decoy for a secret operation. While the Garmillans were distracted, a ship carrying an ambassador and technology from the planet Iscandar arrived on Mars.

    The ambassador doesn’t survive, but the technology allows Earth to complete work on the Wave Motion Engine, finally giving humanity the ability to travel at faster-than-light speeds. Earth has been ravaged by targeted meteor strikes intended to turn the planet into a suitable home for Garmillans; the only hope lies in trying to reach Iscandar and retrieve even more advanced tech that can restore Earth.

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    This task falls to the crew of the Yamato, a ship built in secret that can use the Wave Motion core for propulsion, defense, and even offense. The Garmillans figure this out, and launch an attack directly at Earth that kills some of the intended Yamato crew, and forces the ship to depart early with some new recruits. The rest of the show involves the Yamato’s journey across the Milky Way and beyond, the struggles of her crew, and even takes time to establish more about the Garmillans and their perspective.

    The Yamato is crewed by Juzo Okita (Adama), a brilliant but aging commander with his own reasons for accepting a mission he may never come back from; his XO Shiro Sanada, also the ship’s science officer (Tigh + Baltar); the ship’s young tactical officer Susumu Kodai (Apollo) and navigation officer Daisuke Shima (Gaeta); a hot-headed young female pilot prodigy named Akira Yamamoto (Starbuck); and the regular assortment of engineers, pilots, officers, and staff that fans of the genre have come to expect, most in archetypes you can readily recognize.

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    There are also the military and political leaders of the Garmillan Empire, which is so blunt in its Nazi imagery that I’m not sure “imagery” is even the right word. The plot weaves through the various intrigues of those surrounding leader Aberdt Dessler, as they try to use the Yamato as a piece in their games. We learn that Earth is just of passing interest to the empire, which spans most of the Large Magellanic Cloud beyond our galaxy; an empire which is experiencing a rebellion that the Yamato is unknowingly becoming a symbol for as it defeats Garmillan forces in battle.

    Over these twenty-six episodes, the Yamato encounters standard fair for space adventures: ambushes, strange planets, mutiny, dangerous interstellar phenomena, secret enemy weapons, etc. With a few rare exceptions, each episode wraps up all major arcs before the credits roll, sometimes to its detriment; I can think of a few episodes that could have benefited from the added attention – and tension – of playing out over forty-five minutes instead of twenty-two. There are also a few plot arcs, especially those involving some of the intrigue on Garmillas, which just never go anywhere.

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    For instance, there is a brief storyline concerning how the initial encounter between the Earth and Garmillan forces years before actually played out, with characters on both sides having to accept that the “enemy” may have been incorrectly portrayed. Over the course of a few episodes, those characters develop in small ways, but the larger scope never changes from “Earth good, Garmillas bad.” More than once, the show dabbles in displaying Garmillan characters as sympathetic, only to then kill them off with little regard.

    On the note of killing characters off, my largest complaint about the show – and the place where it differs most from its contemporaries and predecessor – is that “sacrifice” is not a word in its vocabulary. With less than a handful of named human character deaths, the show tells a tale about humanity can overcome all obstacles without having to give up anything. What’s worse, the show dabbles in near-death to build tension, but after a while I just stopped believing that anyone was going to actually die.

    There are plenty of battles for these immortal crew members to fight, though, and that’s one area where Space Battleship Yamato 2199 keeps true to its course. The animation quality is unmatched, blending modern techniques with hints of the original’s style. Characters are easily recognizable, the ship designs are original and believable, and various battles play out with appropriate flash and substance. The ship engagements are especially well-done, with genuine emphasis on giving the impression of naval combat being played out in three-dimensional (and four-dimensional) space.

    I’m watching various episodes of the new Battlestar Galactica as I watch this review, and in doing so I have to admit that Space Battleship Yamato 2199 is similar in spirit, but lacking in execution compared to BSG. I am genuinely interested in tracking down and watching the original Yamato / Star Blazers now, as the little bit of research I have done in writing this article points to a show that better manages some of the storytelling shortcomings I have mentioned in its successor.

    Yamato Replica

    I don’t know that I will ever own Space Battleship Yamato 2199, but I will certainly own a replica of the ship, which will sit proudly next to my replica of the Galactica. If you can track the show down on a streaming service, or with fan-made subtitles online, I would highly recommend it. If that seems like too much work, though, then I can say with some certainty that this title probably isn’t for you.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5RJBhgdhCI

    Regardless, [amazon_link id=”B0036EH3UC” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Battlestar Galactica runs less than $100 on Amazon[/amazon_link], and is available in its entirety on Netflix. Even after ten years, this show is unapproachable by nearly all contenders, and remains my pick for the best sci-fi television ever broadcast.

  • Weekend Box Office December 6-8, 2013

    OUT OF THE FURNACE

    Frozen took over the top spot from The Hunger Games: Catching Fire in its second week. The Disney movie has received great reviews and brought in $31.6 million. Catching Fire should have no problem reaching $400 million domestically as the first movie did. It has grossed $337 million in its first three weeks.

    Out of the Furnace failed to heat up (I know, I know) bringing in only $5.3 million. With the holidays approaching I am thinking not many were looking to bring in holiday cheer with an unflinchingly violent tale of family strife.

    1. Frozen- $31.6 million/ $134.2 million

    2. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire- $27.0/ $336.6

    3. Out of the Furnace- $5.3/ $5.3

    4. Thor: The Dark World- $4.7/ $193.6

    5. Delivery Man – $3.7/ $24.8

    6. Homefront- $3.3/ $15.2

    7. The Book Thief- $2.7/ $12.0

    8. The Best Man Holiday- $2.6/ $67.2

    9. Philomena- $2.2/ $8.2

    10. Dallas Buyers Club- $1.4/ $12.4

  • X-Men: Apocalypse Announced, Releases in 2016

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    X-Men: Days of Future Past does not release until May 23, 2014 but Bryan Singer dropped a bomb on Twitter revealing the next X movie announcing that X-Men: Apocalypse will release in 2016.

    Looks like Days of Future’s Past is going to be the beginning of something bigger if this tweet does indeed confirm that Apocalypse will be coming to the X universe in 2016. When you were growing up reading comics did you ever, truly think that we would ever get a movie based on Days of Future Past or actually have Apocalypse on screen?

    One would assume the film would be based on the Age of Apocalypse storyline which had Professor X’s son Legion travel back in time to kill Magneto but kills Xavier instead. This creates an alternate timeline where Magneto takes up his friends crusade of peace. This is when Apocalypse chooses to take over the world.