Author: Scott Simmons

  • DC’s New 52 Lobo Is…Not Lobo

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    Behold the new Lobo for DC’s New 52 Universe.

    Does it hurt? Like a lot? Kind of like you sat on your nuts weird then as you got up to adjust yourself someone hit you in the nuts again with a croquet mallet while someone rips out your fingernails like George Clooney in Syriana.

    I really can’t tell if that is Lobo or a futuristic version of a vampire from Twilight: The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones: Cirque du Freak.

    This is Lobo:

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    Now don’t get me wrong, I will fully give the character a shot when Justice League #23.2: Lobo goes on sale September 11th, but that design (hold on while I scroll up to look again)

    Dammit.

     

  • New Destiny Developer Diary Focuses On Matchmaking And Abilities

    Photo courtesy digitaltrends.com
    Photo courtesy digitaltrends.com

    Bungie has released a new developer diary for Destiny that shows how the player will be fully-involved in the world they have created. Everything from single-player story to co-op events and even multiplayer deathmatches are integrated seamlessly into the game. You will have a three-weapon loadout as well as a special ability to control like a Earth shattering punch or fireball called the nova bomb.

    I am loving the direction Destiny is taking when it comes to choice. Sometimes I want to go off and do my own thing with a single-player story and yet, if the need hit me, I could join up with my friends playing the game and take on a bigger co-op event all without changing discs or games modes. It is one of the reasons I like playing Defiance right now.

    [amazon_link id=”B00BGA9Y3W” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Destiny [/amazon_link]releases in 2014.

  • Pirates 5 Gets A Title. A Long Title.

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    Photo courtesy latinospost.com

    Hey how about some more news about a summer movie releasing in 2015 that will have people complaining. The fifth Pirates of the Caribbean movie will begin filming next year and now the title for the film has been revealed by directors Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales or as I will be saying when I buy a ticket “can I get one for Pirates 5?”.

    Believe it or not I did not hate Pirates 4. After the bloated feeling of the third installment it was nice to have a singular adventure with Capt. Jack Sparrow. Johnny Depp is always entertaining and I will keep going to see the Pirates movies as popcorn fun.

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales releases on July 15, 2015.

     

  • Ben Affleck Is Batman. Guess What? It Is Not The End Of The World.

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    August 22, 2013, the day the Batman film franchise died.

    Or you would think so from the response of the news that Ben Affleck has been cast to take up the cape and cowl in Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel sequel, Batman vs. Superman.

    I am not here to pile on the Oscar winner. Rather, I am here to say this…I really don’t have a problem with it.

    No, Affleck was nowhere on my, or anyone else’s, radar when it came to casting rumors for the first ever movie team-up of the two greatest superheroes in comics history. We all had our favorite choices that we wanted to see play The Dark Knight. I was firmly set in the Jeffrey Dean Morgan camp and even was coming around to the idea of Wes Bentley, who Christopher Nolan was rumored to have been suggesting. So the Affleck pick was certainly out of left field, but let’s be completely honest, if this was Ben Affleck of ten years ago, some of the insane internet hate may have been a tiny bit justified.

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    This is not ten years ago when hating Ben Affleck was the “in” thing to do. Yes, there will always be the Gigli jokes and I will never own Reindeer Games, but this is the multiple time Golden Globe winner and Oscar winner for starring in and directing the Best Picture of 2012. It is easy to see why Warner  jumped all over the opportunity to get him to play Batman. You can not watch The Town or Hollywoodland and tell me that Ben Affleck can not play Batman, a role that has been played by Val fu**ing Kilmer. To not even give him, or the movie, a chance is pure ignorance. I say this from experience.

    “They got Heath Ledger to play The Joker. Yeah, the dude from A Knight’s Tale is gonna play the role Nicholson made his. Way to ruin the character. Schumacher would be proud.”

    This is an actual quote from me when it was announced in 2006 that Ledger was cast in Nolan’s follow-up to Batman Begins. It would be easy to say I always thought he would make a wonderful Joker, but there is no use in lying. Since hindsight is always 20/20, we all know how asinine that line of thinking was five years and one Oscar for Best Supporting Actor later.

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    Am I saying that Ben Affleck will automatically make a great, good, or even serviceable Batman? No. Not by a longshot. I am saying that I will reserve right to judge the movie and Affleck’s portrayal of Batman for when I sit my fat ass in a theater seat in July 2015. Just with any performance, there is a chance he could be the worse thing to happen to the Caped Crusader since bat-nips and ice skates, but you also have to realize there is another set of possibilities out there where Affleck surprises a lot of people and brings something new to the role and actually makes the movie better.

    I will end this by throwing something out there to Ben Affleck.

    I respect the massive set of balls shown for taking this role. You just basically swept the awards season for Argo and have proved your worth in the director’s chair. You went from the joke to the toast of Hollywood. There is no way the internet community will ever give you a free pass, even after winning the biggest award in motion pictures. All you can do is prove them wrong. Don’t fu** it up.

    But at the end of the day I know you really could care less what the ravenous masses that hide behind a computer screen say because you have two Oscars, get to play Batman and go home every night to Jennifer Garner.

    Well played Affleck. Well played.

     

  • Xbox One Will Never Be Sold Without Kinect

    Photo courtesy venturebeat.com
    Photo courtesy venturebeat.com

    Are you hoping for an Xbox One bundled without the Kinect to save yourself a bit of money? Well, keep hoping because according to Microsoft that is not going to happen.

    Xbox Executive Phil Spencer, in a recent interview with CVG, said that the Kinect sensor and the Xbox One, while being two separate pieces, are part of a whole that will not be broken up.

    “Correct. Xbox One is Kinect. They are not separate systems. An Xbox One has chips, it has memory, it has Blu-ray, it has Kinect, it has a controller. These are all part of the platform ecosystem.

    What we have shown really well at Gamescom is the magic of games that use Kinect. We have shown the power of voice control. I’m probably going to piss off your readers unintentionally when I say this; I have an Xbox One at home, and being able to walk in and say “Xbox on”, and for the system to recognise me, launch and load my profile, and put my choices of content on the font page is a very magical experience. It makes you think about your relationship with technology in a slightly different way. It’s personal. It makes you think, I wish more devices would do this.”

    It is easy to see why Microsoft wants to keep the Kinect such an integral part of the [amazon_link id=”B00CMQTVMI” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Xbox One[/amazon_link], although I have to think if the Xbox One does not start off as well as Microsoft wants if the story won’t change sometime next year.

     

     

     

  • Here Is The Pompeii Trailer…Or Jon Snow Vs. The Volcano.

    Photo courtesy tellychakkar.com
    Photo courtesy tellychakkar.com

    The first trailer for Paul W.S. Anderson’s Pompeii is here. Starring Kit Harrington of Game of Thrones, Pompeii will be an action-packed film with a love story set against the backdrop of the historic disaster that destroys the city. When it is typed like that you almost forget it is a Paul W.S. Anderson movie. I have to give him a little credit for not having his wife Milla Jovovich in one of his movies for once.

    SPOILER ALERT!

    Everyone dies.

    Pompeii releases in February 2014.

  • Ryse: Son Of Rome Gladiator Mode Trailer. Bring Your Friends For The Fun.

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    Ryse: Son of Rome showed off its new Gladiator mode at this weeks Gamescom. You and a friend will join forces to take on waves of enemies inside an ever changing arena that puts different backdrops and enemy types in your way. You must keep the crowd entertained as you try and survive and fight for glory.

    People have been putting down this game since E3 when it looked like a QTE-fest, but reports out of Gamescom are that the new demo showed off much deeper hack and slash gameplay that has brought new excitement to the title. It is certainly one of the games I am picking up on launch day for the [amazon_link id=”B00CMQTVMI” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Xbox One[/amazon_link].

    Watch the trailer below.

    [amazon_link id=”B00CMQTU74″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Ryse: Son of Rome[/amazon_link] releases this fall.

  • The Elder Scrolls Online Will Have Monthly Fee. Guess What I Will Not Be Playing?

    Photo courtesy gameinformer.com
    Photo courtesy gameinformer.com

    The Elder Scrolls Online will not be free-to-play as many had hoped. It will take the monthly subscription route and charge users $14.99 a month for the ability to wander through the MMO’s landscape. ZeniMax general manager Matt Firor had this to say about their decision to go with a monthly charge:

    “Going with any other model meant that we would have to make sacrifices and changes we weren’t willing to make.We’ll talk about further discounts, etc. later, but for now, we are very happy to finally announce our model. It’s very simple – you pay once per month after the first 30 days and the entire game is available to you.”

    I was genuinely excited when it was announced that The Elder Scrolls Online would be making its way to consoles. I thought that would mean a free-to-play game with microtransactions that would be easy for console gamers to deal with. Now that it is going to a monthly charge I will just have to pop in my copy of Skyrim…from 2011…that I can still find quests and missions I have not completed yet, even after 100+ hours in the game.

  • The Titanfall Gamescom Trailer Almost Makes The Xbox One An Easy Sell

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    Photo courtesy pixelenemy.com

    Titanfall already blew everyone away at E3 winning the majority of the “best of show” awards there were to give out. I don’t even play multiplayer shooters that much and it had me trying to figure out how much I could get for a kidney to buy an [amazon_link id=”B00CMQTVMI” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Xbox One[/amazon_link].

    Now we have a new gameplay trailer for Gamescom showing what Respawn is calling Attrition mode featuring more jetpack wall jumps and mech action than you can shake $500 dollars at. And guess what? $500 is what you are gonna have to shake because [amazon_link id=”B00DB9JYFY” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Titanfall[/amazon_link] is an Xbox One exclusive.

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    Here is the proper reaction to watching this:

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  • Parkland Trailer

    Photo courtesy movies.mxdwn.com
    Photo courtesy movies.mxdwn.com

    The JFK assassination has always been one of the events in American history that always intrigued me. I remember reading my first book about the events in Dallas when I was 14 and ever since I have been hooked on anything I could get my hands on pertaining to that day and the events that led up to and followed it.

    This November will mark the 50th anniversary of the tragedy and this September will see the release of Parkland which gives a recounting of events that went on at Parkland Hospital on November 22, 1963. As with anything having to do with Kennedy’s assassination, the truth is always in question, but I am more than ready to see this.

    The cast includes Zac Efron, Marcia Gay Harden, Ron Livingston, Billy Bob Thorton and Paul Giamatti, who plays Abraham Zapruder, the man who shot the infamous 8mm film of the presidents death from a pedestal as the motorcade passed by.

    Watch the trailer below.

    Parkland releases on September 20th.

    http://youtu.be/SgPjt_BRLvY