Author: Scott Simmons

  • WWE 2K15 Season Pass Announced

    WWE 2K15 will have a Season Pass as is standard for most games. This year’s title focuses on the greatest rivalries in wrestling and 2K wants to push that idea home by making you pay for more of them.

    Purchasing the $25 Season Pass will give you access to three more rivalries in 2K Showcase over three DLC releases. The game launches with two rivalries (HHH vs. HBK and CM Punk vs. John Cena). No news was given on who the DLC packs would involve or when they would release.

    $25 is a lot to ask for a Season Pass that just expands the story mode that should have been in the game to begin with. No mention was made if the DLC would involve new wrestlers not on the roster.

    Who is going to pick up the Season Pass for WWE 2K15? I may not…

     Wait…Paige is an “exclusive character” for getting the Season Pass?

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     Who is going to pick up the Season Pass for WWE 2K15? Me. That’s who.

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  • Tomorrowland Teaser Trailer Excites

    Here is what I knew about Disney’s Tomorrowland:

    1. It is based on the Disney attraction

    2. It is being directed by Brad Bird (The Incredibles, Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol)

    3. It stars George Clooney

    Disney has kept wraps on this project and I am glad since we live in a world of trailers that tell the plot and a hundred posters per release. So it is with great eagerness that I watched this teaser trailer and guess what happened? It teased me. Showing just enough to make me wonder what the heck is going on that I will want to see this opening weekend.

    Tomorrowland releases May 22, 2015.

  • 2015 Royal Rumble Will Be 40 Entrants. Take A Number And Have A Seat

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    A big announcement was made at the Smackdown tapings from Philadelphia. The 2015 Royal Rumble (that will be in Philly) would include 40 wrestlers instead of 30. This was done once before in 2011 when Alberto Del Rio won.

    I said a big announcement, maybe above average works more.

    Anyway, now that we have ten extra guys in the match let’s begin speculation as to who will show up.

    -Bushwacker Luke

    -Snitsky

    -Bork Laser (not Brock, an actual wrestler named Bork Laser)

    -El Dandy

    -Drew Carey

    -JTG

    -Shelton Benjamin (as he and Kofi will look amazing then be eliminated)

    -the entire TNA roster (they will need jobs after December)

    -Mikey Whipwreck

    -Kathy Lee and Hoda

    -Key & Peele (as Bismo Funyuns and Quiznatodd Bidness)

    -anyone from NXT to make the middle of the match interesting

     

  • Transformers: Age Of Extinction Has An Honest Trailer Because, Transformers

    You don’t need an Honest Trailer to tell you that Transformers: Age of Extinction was bad, but it can offer some relief for anyone who spent real money to see this piece of sh**.

    I was waiting until I could Redbox this for a dollar to at least see how ugly it could be, though I can’t even do that now with the parts of the movie I have seen beforehand. I have spent nine hours watching the first three movies. I could have used that time so much better. Having root canals, pulling out my nose hairs one by one until I cry, trust falling off a building praying the concrete is fluffy.

     

  • Watson Wields Sting In New Poster For The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies

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    If you were expecting Martin Freeman to be holding onto an aging singer vigorously this is not the poster for you.

    With the big winter releases this year (Interstellar, Dumb and Dumber To, Mockingjay) it is weird to think this has gone under the radar a bit.

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies releases on December 17th.

  • Destiny’s Honest Trailer Is Here. Get Ready For Truth.

    You knew it would only be a matter of time before the guys at Honest Trailers got a hold of Destiny. Here it is. Loaded with truth and screaming.

    They tell us it is gaming’s “hottest 7 out of 10” which seems to be the average here with my review giving it an 8 and Erich’s giving it a 6.

    Check out each of our reviews here and here.

  • Review Roundup: Alien: Isolation

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    If you know me, or are on the site enough, you know that Alien is my favorite film franchise of all time. I went through the pain of Alien: Colonial Marines (check out my review) and have been awaiting Alien: isolation since it was first shown. Creative Assembly looked like they were trying to erase the thoughts of Gearbox’s abortion and capture the spirit and horror of the Ridley Scott 1979 original.

    The reviews are now in and it is the literal definition of a mixed bag. Most praise the game for the low-tech futuristic look of the environment and the terror that comes with the alien never following any type of pattern. The complaints come in a story that stretches too long with the aliens’ penchant for always finding you being a main concern.

    We will have our review up as soon as I have had a chance to go through the game myself. These reviews actually make me more excited to play the game. With them ranging from mediocre to great there is no expectation from other sites, just my own going into the game.

    IGN5.9/10

    “Unfortunately, the campaign mirrors the Sevastopol itself: the longer it drags on, the more it falls apart as it begins to tumble out of orbit and towards a gas giant. Ripley’s nightmare became my own as Isolation moved its goalposts back so many damn times that it was almost comical.”

    Polygon6/10

    “This overexposure undermines the power and terror the alien inspires. Every time I thought I heard the monster, every blip on my motion tracker, was a cause for a tightness in my chest at first. By the 300th time I dived under a table or into a locker, I wasn’t scared anymore — I was annoyed. Once the alien becomes an irritation rather than a force of nature, much of the horror in Alien: Isolation vanishes.”

    Videogamer9/10

    The rest of the game’s mechanics dovetail expertly. It’s non-linear, similar to Metroid, so you’ll be revisiting old areas with new ways to access certain parts of the station. Along with Ron Cobb’s famous designs and the changing nature of the environment, the structure gives the game a good sense of not just progression but also of mounting despair, as Sevastopol, its population, and your chances of survival seem to disintegrate.”

    Game Informer7.75/10

    “While players must contend with an unhelpful map system and some annoying quick-time event sequences, the biggest source of frustration comes from the checkpoint system, which requires players to manually save at designated stations. While this structure necessitates even more backtracking, reaching a save station always provides a much-needed sense of relief, and I grew to appreciate the old-school mechanic. That said, the save system elicited more than a few curses. Losing a bunch of progress when the xenomorph pops out of nowhere and kills you with a single, unforeseen tail stab isn’t scary, just frustrating.”

    Gamespot6/10

    “No–it’s the endless meandering in between that proves troublesome, much of it intended to build tension, but most of it falling victim to a neverending sameness. I say neverending, but in reality, Alien: Isolation limps to its frustrating ending after many hours more than it can support. This is four hours’ worth of a great idea stretched into 14-plus hours of messy stealth gameplay, creaky video game cliches, and limp exploration.”

    Eurogamer8/10

    “It’s utterly invigorating – some of my most tense and memorable horror gaming moments evercame while playing this game – but it can also be painfully infuriating. You’ll be killed seemingly at random with no warning. You’ll grit your teeth as you reload over and over – the game only keeps your two most recent saves, so you can’t skip back too far – tackling long sections multiple times until you finally creep through, as much by luck as judgment.”

    CVG8/10

    One of the big questions going into Isolation was whether or not Creative Assembly could stretch out the core concept of its cat-and-mouse hunts into a full-length title. Could creeping around corners and hiding in cupboards really sustain an entire 15-20 hour game? Good news: the pacing in Isolation is mostly spot-on. The Alien isn’t overused – its introduction is a pleasing slow-burn and the creature even disappears for a couple of hours later on.”

  • Far Cry 4’s “Weapons Of Kyrat” Trailer Takes You To Church

    Far Cry 4 will be just as over-the-top as Far Cry 3 by the looks of this new video that focuses on some of the weapons you will have. Of course, we already knew that you could ride elephants so saying this video is over-the-top is an overstatement.

    Far Cry 4 releases  November 18th.

  • Quan Chi Announced For Mortal Kombat X

    Quan Chi will be returning for Mortal Kombat X. He was announced today along with a new video that showcases his powers, x-ray move and fatality. He will have three play styles (Sorcerer, Warlock & Summoner) that each give him unique ways to take down his opponent.

    Mortal Kombat X releases on April 14, 2015.

    That fatality…damn. He always gets the best of them.