Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Review (From Someone Who Did Not See Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

This is the tale of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo. They were a black and white comic in the 80’s which was made into a Saturday morning kids show that came on before Garfield and Friends which led into Beakman’s World (fuck your Bill Nye). A movie version of the […]

First Trailer For Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://youtu.be/nCjsWpM9zFU Here it is people. Our first look at the (dreaded) Micheal Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. First impression: While I reserve judgment until seeing the final product, this is a mixed bag. I do like the look of the Turtles and what lines they have conveys their signature humor, but I know some will […]

Kraft Mac & Cheese Bridges The Age Gap With The Return Of “Ninja Rap”

http://youtu.be/_-lT1oOU7b4 The year was 1991. An 11 year old boy sits in his room listening to his cassette copy of Vanilla Ice’s “Ninja Rap” for hours on end after seeing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle II: The Secret of the Ooze in theaters just a week before. Life was good. Whoever is the marketing genius at Kraft that […]

Michael Bay Says His Ninja Turtles Come From Ooze, Thinks Everyone Is A Complete Moron.

Michael Bay’s TMNT is happening whether we want it to or not. Megan Fox is playing April O’Neil whether we want it or not. The turtles are going to be aliens whether we want it or…..wait what’s that? They are not going to be aliens? But Bay was famously going to change them into aliens […]

TMNT Co-Creator Has Some Thoughts About Megan Fox As April O’Neil

Well this is certainly unsurprising news. Co-creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Peter Laird, took to his blog to give his opinion about the casting of Megan Fox as April O’Neil in Michael Bay’s version  bastardization of everyone’s favorite heroes on the half shell. “My only exposure to Megan Fox as an actress is through her […]

TMNT Come ‘Out Of The Shadows’ This Summer

One of the greatest days of my childhood was the day that I got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Arcade Game for my NES. After pumping quarter after quarter of my mother’s hard earned money in the cabinet version, the mere fact I could spend as much time as I wanted at home bashing the […]

Megan Fox Cast In Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles…..God No

Jesus Michael Bay, it’s like you are just doing this sh** on purpose now. So remember Michael Bay’s bastardization of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise? You know, where he was going to make them not teenagers or mutants, but rather adult aliens? You had four jobs Bay!! Here it is: -Teenagers -Mutants -Ninjas -Turtles […]

TMNT Delivers The Whole Series In The Party Wagon

  This. This is what I want. And if you grew up watching the original cartoon then you already know you want this too. All ten seasons on 23 DVD’s packed in the Party Wagon. How does news today get any better from here? I mean are they going to announce a Master of the Universe […]