Tag: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Review (From Someone Who Did Not See Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
This is the tale of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo. They were a black and white comic in the 80’s which was made into a Saturday morning kids show that came on before Garfield and Friends which led into Beakman’s World (fuck your Bill Nye). A movie version of the…
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First Trailer For Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
http://youtu.be/nCjsWpM9zFU Here it is people. Our first look at the (dreaded) Micheal Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. First impression: While I reserve judgment until seeing the final product, this is a mixed bag. I do like the look of the Turtles and what lines they have conveys their signature humor, but I know some will…
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Kraft Mac & Cheese Bridges The Age Gap With The Return Of “Ninja Rap”
http://youtu.be/_-lT1oOU7b4 The year was 1991. An 11 year old boy sits in his room listening to his cassette copy of Vanilla Ice’s “Ninja Rap” for hours on end after seeing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle II: The Secret of the Ooze in theaters just a week before. Life was good. Whoever is the marketing genius at Kraft that…
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Michael Bay Says His Ninja Turtles Come From Ooze, Thinks Everyone Is A Complete Moron.
Michael Bay’s TMNT is happening whether we want it to or not. Megan Fox is playing April O’Neil whether we want it or not. The turtles are going to be aliens whether we want it or…..wait what’s that? They are not going to be aliens? But Bay was famously going to change them into aliens…