Jupiter Ascending Review (From Someone Who Did Not See Jupiter Ascending)

When Earth is threatened with total destruction only Jackie from That 70’s Show can save us. Jupiter Ascending is the newest from The Wachowskis, who you can only assume have the ability of mind control for convincing Warner to give them $175 million dollars on the idea of Channing Tatum as a space elf and […]

I, Frankenstein Review (From Someone Who Did Not See I, Frankenstein)

When Frankenstein rises from the dead, there is revenge on his mind. I, Frankenstein stars Sgt. Michael Nantz from Battle: Los Angeles as the title character. He is an undead hero who is here to kick ass and say nothing about bubble gum. When a Columbian drug cartel kills his father, Frank travels to South […]

“I’m The Smart One.” Crimes And Punishments: Sherlock Holmes Review

Developer Frogwares has been producing Sherlock Holmes games since 2002 for the PC, PS3, Xbox, DS and 3DS. I have not played any of them, not because of any negative reaction, but rather, because I admit my ignorance in not knowing about them (or not paying attention if I actually saw them). I decided to […]

I Ran (So Far Away). Middle-Earth: Shadow Of Mordor Review

Discretion Is The Better Part Of…You Know I crouched down looking at the number of orcs occupying the valley below me. There were around seven, though that did not stop my arrogance. I can take them. I leapt down and began swinging my sword and countering attacks. I got this, I have played the Batman: […]

“Loot, Loot, Bang, Bang” Erich’s Destiny Review

I have put 18 some odd hours into Destiny, and while most of those were enjoyed I want to talk about 6 of those hours in particular.  Loot Cave: Most of my time in Destiny has been spent in the company of my three man fire team, rarely have we come into contact with other […]

“My Density Has Brought Me To You” Scott’s Destiny Review

My Density Has Brought Me To You Destiny has been on everyone’s radar for a couple of years ever since Bungie parted ways with Microsoft (and Halo). Designed to be the next big thing, Bungie partnered with Activision, planning a trilogy of games over the next ten years with Activision sinking $500 million into development […]