Friends, Romans, countrymen, people who like to beat people to death with a purple dildo, lend me your ears (or eyes). The [amazon_link id=”B00BRQN2H4″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Saints Row IV[/amazon_link] box art is here and it gives the Oval Office the good old 3rd Street Saints makeover complete with a giant can of energy drink using the Washington Monument as a weapon.

Does this not entertain you?!

Cause if it doesn’t, you may in fact be a normal human being and Saints Row fans have no need of you.

Saints Row IV releases on August 20th.