Let’s all be honest, when we were 14 we were talking the same way right?

No? Well maybe I am just fu**ed in the head then.

How about this?

Let’s all be honest, if we were 14 and lived in a post-apocalyptic society where fungal creatures were turning humans into walking death and all we had to protect us was a shiv we made out of some metal and tape we would be talking the same way right?

No? Well sh**. Aren’t you the patron saint of clean mouth?