If I could show you the amount of excitement in my body right now it would melt your face like seeing the Ark of the Covenant.

Remember when this was PG movie? Shit, no wonder we grew up like we did.

Anyway, Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain in a Guillermo del Toro haunted mansion movie? Even Charlie Hunnam couldn’t ruin this with his Pacific Rim accent.

Crimson Peak releases October 16th.