Damn Night, You Scary: Dying Light Review

I spent exactly 30 hours and 8 minutes on Dying Light. Much more than I thought I would going into it. There was still plenty left to do. I left some side missions alone and could have just spent more time exploring Harran. It is a game that could easily pass the 40 hour mark. […]

I Didn’t Know You Were Called Dennis: The Order: 1886 Review

The Order’s story is too short. The Order’s cutscenes are too long. It is a Gears of War clone. Blah blah blah. The question I asked myself after finishing The Order, despite all the previous complaints from other reviews being true, did I have fun with The Order: 1886? Yes. Yes, I did. Alright. Good […]

Jupiter Ascending Review (From Someone Who Did Not See Jupiter Ascending)

When Earth is threatened with total destruction only Jackie from That 70’s Show can save us. Jupiter Ascending is the newest from The Wachowskis, who you can only assume have the ability of mind control for convincing Warner to give them $175 million dollars on the idea of Channing Tatum as a space elf and […]

I, Frankenstein Review (From Someone Who Did Not See I, Frankenstein)

When Frankenstein rises from the dead, there is revenge on his mind. I, Frankenstein stars Sgt. Michael Nantz from Battle: Los Angeles as the title character. He is an undead hero who is here to kick ass and say nothing about bubble gum. When a Columbian drug cartel kills his father, Frank travels to South […]

This One Time, At Wrestling Camp: WWE 2K15 Review

WWE 2K14 was 2K’s first game with the WWE license, though that is a bit of a stretch. The game was already in development by Yuke’s as THQ went under. With WWE 2K15, Yuke’s and 2K have worked hard to create the next leap forward for the series. While this sounds like a good thing […]

U.N.I.T.WHY? Assassin’s Creed: Unity Review

It is fall, that means another Assassin’s Creed. I admit that my love for the series burned out quickly. AC2 was great and then Ubisoft hit cruise control until last year when AC4 came along and let me steal ships and booty, while stealing my vote for best AC game ever in the process. I […]

“I’m The Smart One.” Crimes And Punishments: Sherlock Holmes Review

Developer Frogwares has been producing Sherlock Holmes games since 2002 for the PC, PS3, Xbox, DS and 3DS. I have not played any of them, not because of any negative reaction, but rather, because I admit my ignorance in not knowing about them (or not paying attention if I actually saw them). I decided to […]

I Ran (So Far Away). Middle-Earth: Shadow Of Mordor Review

Discretion Is The Better Part Of…You Know I crouched down looking at the number of orcs occupying the valley below me. There were around seven, though that did not stop my arrogance. I can take them. I leapt down and began swinging my sword and countering attacks. I got this, I have played the Batman: […]

“Loot, Loot, Bang, Bang” Erich’s Destiny Review

I have put 18 some odd hours into Destiny, and while most of those were enjoyed I want to talk about 6 of those hours in particular.  Loot Cave: Most of my time in Destiny has been spent in the company of my three man fire team, rarely have we come into contact with other […]

“My Density Has Brought Me To You” Scott’s Destiny Review

My Density Has Brought Me To You Destiny has been on everyone’s radar for a couple of years ever since Bungie parted ways with Microsoft (and Halo). Designed to be the next big thing, Bungie partnered with Activision, planning a trilogy of games over the next ten years with Activision sinking $500 million into development […]