Category: Media
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WrestleMania 31 Recap- Brock Lesnar Is The Greatest Thing Ever
With a pre-show like this, why not make WrestleMania five hours? The tag match was seven guys going balls out in the ring. I expected nothing going in, but got a Tower of Doom, slingshot backstabber off the top rope and a midget getting put in the Sharpshooter. Too bad half the stadium was…
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WrestleMania 31 Predictions
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal This match is a big deal. Cesaro won it last year with full fan support and it launched his career into….yeah. Ok, that is the writers fault, but you see where I am going with this. There are those who should win because of the exposure and big moment…
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Wrestling Isn’t Wrestling. Max Landis’ Wrestling Magnum Opus
Screenwriter Max Landis has released his sort-of, quasi-follow-up to The Death and Return of Superman, which is possibly my favorite YouTube video ever. Sorry, cats doing…anything. Now, his focus is on wrestling, of which Landis is a lifelong fan. If you follow him on Twitter you know he has had this idea swimming in his…
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Alexandre Desplat To Score Star Wars: Rogue One
Even if you are wary about so many Star Wars movies coming out, you should not be wary of the talent that is involved. With Rian Johnson writing and directing Episode VIII and Gareth Edwards directing Rogue One, the (near) future of Star Wars looks to be in good hands. Add another one to the…
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New Avengers: Age Of Ultron Trailer Is James Spader Owning Everything…Again
Well that was almost two minutes of nerd porn as I was expecting. There is no way this could get any better. Wait, is that Vision?
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WWE Raw Review (Not In Memes) 3/2/15
As I said the night after WrestleMania 29, I think all Raw’s should be in New Jersey. Yeah, insert your “dirty” state joke here, but the Jersey crowd knows how to put on just as good a show as WWE. Up until last night Axelmania was only something people like me enjoyed and by me…
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First Image Of Jason Momoa As Aquaman. Men Tremble, Women Quiver
Lifelong fans of Aquaman, rejoice. Zack Snyder tweeted out the first picture of Jason Momoa as Aquaman and I can’t…words…things…trident. Even those who have made fun of Aquaman over the years (you know who you are, haters) should admit that this is the King of the Effing Sea. Seeing him use two dolphins as chariots…
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Crimson Peak Trailer, You Know Me So Well
If I could show you the amount of excitement in my body right now it would melt your face like seeing the Ark of the Covenant. Remember when this was PG movie? Shit, no wonder we grew up like we did. Anyway, Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain in a Guillermo del Toro haunted mansion movie?…
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Jupiter Ascending Review (From Someone Who Did Not See Jupiter Ascending)
When Earth is threatened with total destruction only Jackie from That 70’s Show can save us. Jupiter Ascending is the newest from The Wachowskis, who you can only assume have the ability of mind control for convincing Warner to give them $175 million dollars on the idea of Channing Tatum as a space elf and…