I Didn’t Know You Were Called Dennis: The Order: 1886 Review

The Order’s story is too short. The Order’s cutscenes are too long. It is a Gears of War clone. Blah blah blah. The question I asked myself after finishing The Order, despite all the previous complaints from other reviews being true, did I have fun with The Order: 1886? Yes. Yes, I did. Alright. Good […]

Batman: Arkham Knight “Gotham Is Mine” Trailer

http://youtu.be/Mp82V_cQCPE I could listen to John Noble read a grocery list consisting of gluten free pita bread and would get goosebumps. Listening to him reveal his plans for Gotham and Batman should make you sh** your pants. Batman: Arkham Knight releases June 2nd.  

Just For Pun: Rating The Order: 1886 Review Subtitles

Reviews for the PS4 exclusive The Order: 1886 have been middling at best. I will be reviewing the game when I pick it up and from what most reviews have said, it shouldn’t take me long to finish (it never does). We will take a different approach to The Order since I have no review to offer […]

First Image Of Jason Momoa As Aquaman. Men Tremble, Women Quiver

Lifelong fans of Aquaman, rejoice. Zack Snyder tweeted out the first picture of Jason Momoa as Aquaman and I can’t…words…things…trident. Even those who have made fun of Aquaman over the years (you know who you are, haters) should admit that this is the King of the Effing Sea. Seeing him use two dolphins as chariots […]

Crimson Peak Trailer, You Know Me So Well

http://youtu.be/4zBlG8Lv01k If I could show you the amount of excitement in my body right now it would melt your face like seeing the Ark of the Covenant. Remember when this was PG movie? Shit, no wonder we grew up like we did. Anyway, Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain in a Guillermo del Toro haunted mansion […]

Jupiter Ascending Review (From Someone Who Did Not See Jupiter Ascending)

When Earth is threatened with total destruction only Jackie from That 70’s Show can save us. Jupiter Ascending is the newest from The Wachowskis, who you can only assume have the ability of mind control for convincing Warner to give them $175 million dollars on the idea of Channing Tatum as a space elf and […]

Marvel And Sony Are Friends With Benefits. Spider-Man Coming To Marvel Movies.

Marvel and Sony have made a deal to bring Spider-Man to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Sony will still finance, produce and release the films with Marvel’s Kevin Feige producing. Spidey will first appear in a Marvel movie before getting a new film set for July 18, 2017. This works out for both parties involved. Sony […]